Robin Williams Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.

Reality what a concept !

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Even fools seem smart when they are quiet.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian
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The world is open for play, [that] everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

Even mistakes can be wonderful

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

It's the same sex all the time.

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.

Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.

Smile my boy, it's sunrise

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

A place where we all go can't be bad.

Sometimes it's more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers

I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!