
Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. —
Richard Branson

I'd love to collect more tips, but you're supposed to be relaxing. Kissing me'll get you all rowdy. —
M.Q. Barber

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. —
Jerry Springer

Will be along next year in A Dance with Dragon ... —
George R R Martin

The distance you walk on water depends on how great your faith is. —
Matshona Dhliwayo

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit. —
Darrell Hammond

her eyes are unfathomable to me, hostile, even, as if she had removed herself to a place where I cannot reach her - somewhere I cannot know. —
Carol Lee

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience. —
Jerry Lewis

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. —
Lewis Black

Don't they always go from bad to worse? There's no turning back--your
old self rejects you, and shuts you out. ~Lilly Bart —
Edith Wharton

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers. —
Paris Hilton