Roberta Pearce Quotes

They were ancient history. They were so ancient they made ancient history look modern.
Well, okay ... maybe medieval.

I don't believe that celebrity spokeswomen get their hair colour from a box.

A bride should look chaste - not caught.

Dressed to strip?'
'You know - expensive clothes that feel good in your hands while you take them off him.

What do you know about insurance fraud?
I knew discussions of it were not likely to lead to sex.

I missed all the good stuff," I said, looking down at the gardens awash in early-morning light and cops. "Such as the gurney with the body bag?

[T]here are not many words in the English language more lacklustre and less sexy than 'employer'.

I suppose one starts out, as a child, being romantic and dreaming of adventure. Poetic. Then reality comes along, and with it, a whole lot of prose.

For the record, sports cars have ridiculously small trunks.
I know that for a fact, since I found myself stuffed into one.

The yellowy things on the tray were probably eggs, but they looked like they came pre-scrambled from alien chickens.