Robert Schimmel Quotes
Top 7 wise famous quotes and sayings by Robert Schimmel
Robert Schimmel Famous Quotes & Sayings
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why ... am I gonna get into an extra accident?
I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.