Robert Clark Quotes

Top 11 wise famous quotes and sayings by Robert Clark

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Robert Clark quotes: When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas". When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".
Robert Clark quotes: Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut. Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.
Robert Clark quotes: Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.
Robert Clark quotes: I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins ... you should be shot in the head. I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins ... you should be shot in the head.
Robert Clark quotes: People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
Robert Clark quotes: I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing. I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.
Robert Clark quotes: I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier. I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.