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Robert Clark quotes: Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?

Robert Clark quotes: The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.

Robert Clark quotes: When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".

When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".

Robert Clark quotes: Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

Robert Clark quotes: I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

Robert Clark quotes: Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.

Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.

Robert Clark quotes: Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

Robert Clark quotes: I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins ... you should be shot in the head.

I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins ... you should be shot in the head.

Robert Clark quotes: People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.

People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.

Robert Clark quotes: I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.

I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.

Robert Clark quotes: I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.

I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.