Robert Asprin Quotes
Top 24 wise famous quotes and sayings by Robert Asprin
Robert Asprin Famous Quotes & Sayings
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When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.
Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?"
"Shut up, kid!
"Shut up, kid!
In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette
Marie Antoinette
I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.
Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.- G. A. Custer
My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing.- S. Lee
Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz."
"Oz?"
"No Relation."
"No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.
"Oz?"
"No Relation."
"No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.
When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance.- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death
One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.
If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready
Ethelred The Unready
To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader.- Capt. Bligh(ret.)
Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled.
"In seconds, minutes, hours ... "
"Minutes! We've got a few minutes.
"In seconds, minutes, hours ... "
"Minutes! We've got a few minutes.
Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite authors