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Robert Asprin quotes: There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon.- G. Gygax

There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon.- G. Gygax

Robert Asprin quotes: When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Robert Asprin quotes: Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?""Shut up, kid!

Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?"
"Shut up, kid!

Robert Asprin quotes: In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette

Robert Asprin quotes: Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.- Hun, A. T.

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.- Hun, A. T.

Robert Asprin quotes: What does common sense have to do with it?" he exploded. "We're talking about a job interview!

What does common sense have to do with it?" he exploded. "We're talking about a job interview!

Robert Asprin quotes: I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.

I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.

Robert Asprin quotes: Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?

Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?

Robert Asprin quotes: Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.- G. A. Custer

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.- G. A. Custer

Robert Asprin quotes: Writing that's not working for a living.

Writing that's not working for a living.

Robert Asprin quotes: My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing.- S. Lee

My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing.- S. Lee

Robert Asprin quotes: Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.

Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.

Robert Asprin quotes: Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz.""Oz?""No Relation.""No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.

Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz."
"Oz?"
"No Relation."
"No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.

Robert Asprin quotes: I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer ... I am a half-fast writer.

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer ... I am a half-fast writer.

Robert Asprin quotes: When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance.- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death

When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance.- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death

Robert Asprin quotes: They never let you live it down. One little mistake!- Nero

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!- Nero

Robert Asprin quotes: One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.

One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.

Robert Asprin quotes: If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed successEthelred The Unready

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready

Robert Asprin quotes: To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader.- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader.- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

Robert Asprin quotes: Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.

Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.

Robert Asprin quotes: Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled."In seconds, minutes, hours ... ""Minutes! We've got a few minutes.

Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled.
"In seconds, minutes, hours ... "
"Minutes! We've got a few minutes.

Robert Asprin quotes: To Serve and Protect ... - Traditional Motto of Protection Rackets

To Serve and Protect ... - Traditional Motto of Protection Rackets

Robert Asprin quotes: Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides.- Unofficial UN Motto

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides.- Unofficial UN Motto

Robert Asprin quotes: Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite authors

Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite authors