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There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon.- G. Gygax

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?"
"Shut up, kid!

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.- Hun, A. T.

What does common sense have to do with it?" he exploded. "We're talking about a job interview!

I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.

Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.- G. A. Custer

Writing that's not working for a living.

My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing.- S. Lee

Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.

Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz."
"Oz?"
"No Relation."
"No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer ... I am a half-fast writer.

When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance.- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!- Nero

One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader.- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.

Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled.
"In seconds, minutes, hours ... "
"Minutes! We've got a few minutes.

To Serve and Protect ... - Traditional Motto of Protection Rackets

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides.- Unofficial UN Motto

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