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I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

I have to stay true to myself.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.