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Time was unending when charmed, captivated, even delighted by the mystical motion of the ocean!

Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I'm pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.

I guess it's a good thing that we don't know what we don't know; otherwise it would probably make a lot more of us a lot more insane.

Why go to so much trouble when Cranberry Juice, Chicken Broth, and Vodka tastes just like Thanksgiving Dinner, and you can enjoy it alone.

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority

My hands are way too big to text. I'd need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad

The word for the day is: legs - the phrase for the day is: Spread the word. - Major Mac Pecan

Please sir, eat the nuts that are here for you. - Melamie Masters

My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.

Never fry bacon naked.

Just a nod, or a wink, a finger, or a thumb can have so many different meanings.

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word "moon" a new cruel meaning.

Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America

...people shouldn't die for things they believe. There needs to be a better reason. Belief is so shallow.

Happy Valentine's... Let's wear costumes!

Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman

You, sir, are as twisted as a twelve-string banjo. - Willie Nelson to Sheriff Preston Bank

If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens

You can't shave a cat with a shoe.

A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it you can. You'll see, it comes right back to you.

We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM