Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.
Thank God for the theater. 
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.
I remember I was like five or six years old; I played the devil. That was my first role.
We tend to think of meditation in only one way. But life itself is a meditation.
Instead of acting in court, I decided to act onstage. 