Randy Glasbergen Quotes

Honey, when you say we can't communicate... what exactly do you mean?

Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.

I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.

It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3