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Randy Glasbergen quotes: Honey, when you say we can't communicate... what exactly do you mean?

Honey, when you say we can't communicate... what exactly do you mean?

Randy Glasbergen quotes: Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.

Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.

Randy Glasbergen quotes: I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?

I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?

Randy Glasbergen quotes: Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

Randy Glasbergen quotes: Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.

Randy Glasbergen quotes: It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.

It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.

Randy Glasbergen quotes: What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

Randy Glasbergen quotes: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3