Zoo Quotes
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Zoo Quotes & Sayings
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[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch.
— Princess Margaret
Connecticut's Beardsley Zoo
— Andrew Bleiman
-The guy who feeds the lions at the zoo
— Kelli Dunham
A man was taken to the Zoo and shown the giraffe. After gazing at it a little in silence: 'I don't believe it,' he said.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.
— Paul Simon
A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms
— David Mitchell
We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It is a science fact that some animals do dream.It'll someday lead them to places better than zoo. — Toba Beta
Threw a fence up and called it the Bronx Zoo.
— Richard Price
I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Civilization: the human zoo
— Marty Rubin
The evidence all points to the fact that we occupy not a well-mannered clockwork universe, but a destructive, violent, and hostile zoo.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.
— Lish McBride
I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.
— Bindi Irwin
The zoo cannot but disappoint.
— John Berger
Traveling with a big band is like being an inmate in a traveling zoo.
— Hoagy Carmichael
A kid and I jigged in a queue to a xylophone at the zoo and we rued the view of me being so coo-coo.
— Rebecca Rose Orton
Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.
— Carol Ann Duffy
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
— Todd Barry
The only place that work and motion are the same thing is the zoo where people pay to see the animals move around
— Taiichi Ohno
My friend will always ask nicely what's for desert.My best friend is already in the fridge eating my mum's hidden chocolate stash — Friends Of The National Zoo
The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Andrej thought about it - the notion that theworld was riddled with holes where certain people and animals were meant to be, but weren't. — Sonya Hartnett
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
This mission was about as stealthy as Godzilla at a petting zoo.
— Michelle Muto
What's one more meaningless act of violence on that zoo of a planet?It would be appropriate.
When in Rome; burn it. — Iain M. Banks
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Some people think it's a jungle out here. It's not ... It's a fucking zoo! - excerpt from: freefalling
— Darlenne Susan Girard
I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The windowless room where the po'ouli cells are kept alive - sort of - is called the Frozen Zoo.
— Elizabeth Kolbert
Marlon was more of a formal zoo director type.
— Jim Fowler
The camel's hump is an ugly lump,Which well you might see at the zoo.
But uglier yet is the hump we get,
For having to little to do. — Rudyard Kipling
But it was not the poor who ate the zoo animals in Paris.
— Ceridwen Dovey
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
— Kevin Bacon
The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My mind is like a Zoo with no cages ... Watch where you step
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Dark Jar Tin Zoo's face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard Munch's "The Scream," only less colorful.
— Jarod Kintz
I love zoo sanctuaries.
— Nancy Travis
Life is a zoo in a jungle
— Peter De Vries
Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
— Woody Allen
Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.
— David Letterman
Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back.
— Andy Biersack
When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby.
— Claire Coffee
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts?
— DiAnn Mills
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
For actors in Hollywood, it's very straightforward. We're well-paid animals in a zoo.
— Robin Wright
Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The world is a zoo
— Edward Albee
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
— Tracy Morgan
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
San Diego has the finest zoo in America, but the Los Angeles Zoo is not much more than a home for retired Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lions.
— Vincent Price
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
God gifted a Zoo; with a paralyzed care taker.
— Durgesh Satpathy
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
— Lorne Michaels
The zoo lady, whose name is Maya, is here again.
— Katherine Applegate
A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.
— David Sedaris
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Suzanne Briet proposed in 1951 that an antelope running wild would not be a document, but an antelope taken into a zoo would be one,
— Lisa Gitelman
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.
— Jeremy Clarkson
The world was becoming a zoo, without cages.
— James Patterson
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
— Desmond Morris