Zoo Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Zoo

Zoo Quotes & Sayings

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[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch. — Princess Margaret

Connecticut's Beardsley Zoo — Andrew Bleiman

-The guy who feeds the lions at the zoo — Kelli Dunham

A man was taken to the Zoo and shown the giraffe. After gazing at it a little in silence: 'I don't believe it,' he said. — Dorothy L. Sayers

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. — Robert Breault

Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. — Paul Simon

Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us. — John Updike

A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms — David Mitchell

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It is a science fact that some animals do dream.
It'll someday lead them to places better than zoo. — Toba Beta

Threw a fence up and called it the Bronx Zoo. — Richard Price

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Civilization: the human zoo — Marty Rubin

The evidence all points to the fact that we occupy not a well-mannered clockwork universe, but a destructive, violent, and hostile zoo. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

They would probably search for him all over the zoo - the last place he'd been seen. He wondered if any evidence would implicate the hippo. — Brandon Mull

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. — Tracy Morgan

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill? — Jesse Helms

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident. — Lish McBride

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. — Bindi Irwin

Nobody in the city of Los Angeles knows how to catch an alligator, ... We have no experience in recreation and parks, the zoo or animal control. — Janice Hahn

The zoo cannot but disappoint. — John Berger

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash

Traveling with a big band is like being an inmate in a traveling zoo. — Hoagy Carmichael

A kid and I jigged in a queue to a xylophone at the zoo and we rued the view of me being so coo-coo. — Rebecca Rose Orton

Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you. — Carol Ann Duffy

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. — Evan Esar

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. — Jimmy Fallon

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. — Todd Barry

For a deaf man, the world is a zoo of mime artists — A.A. Bell

The only place that work and motion are the same thing is the zoo where people pay to see the animals move around — Taiichi Ohno

My friend will always ask nicely what's for desert.
My best friend is already in the fridge eating my mum's hidden chocolate stash — Friends Of The National Zoo

Whatever the reason for wanting to escape, sane or insane, zoo detractors should realize that animals don't escape to somewhere but from something. — Yann Martel

Because we have put ourselves in our own zoo, we find it difficult to break out. — Edward T. Hall

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Zookeeper foible #1: Tendency to not equate fur and scale with fracture and scar. — Wendy Beck

Andrej thought about it - the notion that the
world was riddled with holes where certain people and animals were meant to be, but weren't. — Sonya Hartnett

It's still relatively rare to have an epidemiologist at a zoo. — Steve Ross

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

This mission was about as stealthy as Godzilla at a petting zoo. — Michelle Muto

I have friends who come to the Australia Zoo, and it's just, instead of playing video games, we get to hug and kiss a giraffe or walk a tiger. — Bindi Irwin

What's one more meaningless act of violence on that zoo of a planet?
It would be appropriate.
When in Rome; burn it. — Iain M. Banks

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Some people think it's a jungle out here. It's not ... It's a fucking zoo! - excerpt from: freefalling — Darlenne Susan Girard

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There's only so long you can be at the zoo before it gets old. — Kat Zhang

The windowless room where the po'ouli cells are kept alive - sort of - is called the Frozen Zoo. — Elizabeth Kolbert

Marlon was more of a formal zoo director type. — Jim Fowler

The camel's hump is an ugly lump,
Which well you might see at the zoo.
But uglier yet is the hump we get,
For having to little to do. — Rudyard Kipling

But it was not the poor who ate the zoo animals in Paris. — Ceridwen Dovey

My best friend was a magpie goose, and my magpie goose would follow me around, and we'd dance in the zoo together. Then I'd be covered in mud! — Bindi Irwin

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. — Kevin Bacon

The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

all the animals in the zoo of me have broken out of their cages. "Maybe — Jandy Nelson

My mind is like a Zoo with no cages ... Watch where you step — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Dark Jar Tin Zoo's face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard Munch's "The Scream," only less colorful. — Jarod Kintz

Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo. — Sloane

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

I love zoo sanctuaries. — Nancy Travis

I like seals," he said to me, as if to excuse the apparent oddness of his taking the au pair to the zoo. Hmmm. — Meg Cabot

Life is a zoo in a jungle — Peter De Vries

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. — Woody Allen

We commonly say in the trade that the most dangerous animal in a zoo is Man. — Yann Martel

I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages — Cam'ron

Enjoy your little field trip to the zoo - and, yes, some of the animals here do bite. — Jane Davitt

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. — David Letterman

Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back. — Andy Biersack

When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby. — Claire Coffee

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you want to understand how a lion hunts, don't go to the zoo. Go to the jungle. — Jim Stengel

How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts? — DiAnn Mills

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

For actors in Hollywood, it's very straightforward. We're well-paid animals in a zoo. — Robin Wright

Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The world is a zoo — Edward Albee

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

San Diego has the finest zoo in America, but the Los Angeles Zoo is not much more than a home for retired Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lions. — Vincent Price

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

God gifted a Zoo; with a paralyzed care taker. — Durgesh Satpathy

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. — Lorne Michaels

The zoo lady, whose name is Maya, is here again. — Katherine Applegate

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. — David Sedaris

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Suzanne Briet proposed in 1951 that an antelope running wild would not be a document, but an antelope taken into a zoo would be one, — Lisa Gitelman

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo. — Betty White

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal. — Jeremy Clarkson

Fuck butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I'm with you. — Anonymous

The world was becoming a zoo, without cages. — James Patterson

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo. — Gerry Cheevers

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. — Desmond Morris