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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley

Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger! — Chris Crutcher

A veritable pack of dogs - led by a fat, fluffy papillon - roamed the front lawn. — K.M. Shea

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. — Walter M. Miller Jr.

To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly. — Marilyn Monroe

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss. — Redman

England produces the best fat actors. — Jimmy Cannon

Fat, Is saving our lives. — Robert O. Young

They're not fat pigs; we're mad scientists. — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style — Joseph Conrad

So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass. — Rory Freedman

The accusations make me want to be kid again. Why isn't my mommy calling them big fat liars? — Kendare Blake

This is still a big barrier for me and it is for a lot of foreign actors. — Chow Yun-Fat

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams

I was big and fat and had weird parents. — Richard Griffiths

When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me. — Shirley Eaton

I don't eat food, I eat fat. — Bradley Wright

Like all dancers, so much of her body fat had been converted to muscle that she needed to eat regularly. — Christopher Fowler

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. — Kristin Scott Thomas

What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories. — Kathy Freston

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American. — Felipe Esparza

Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family. — Roseanne Barr

You must always have great, secret, big fat hopes for yourself in love and in life. The bigger, the better. — Gloria Vanderbilt

Most dancers have no awareness of how they look; half of them think they're fat. There is anorexia in the ballet world; there are those things. — Benjamin Millepied

Beautiful, he says. Fat, I think. But can't I be both at the same time? — Julie Murphy

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. — Richard Simmons

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me. — Gabriel Iglesias

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye. — Plutarch

The math is stark: cut the fat, and cut your cancer risk. — Christopher McDougall

You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest of the world. — Jean Smart

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products. — Marion Nestle

Poor or rich, black or white, quiet or naughty, mentally defective or sharp-witted, thin or fat, all children are great! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

How about that one?"
"That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause. — Sarah Holman

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. — Jane Wagner

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings — Darren Daulton

She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want. — Richard Stark