Your Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Your Ex Boyfriend Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Your Ex Boyfriend quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. — Calvin Klein

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. — Mimi Pond

You're not gay, are you?
What?!
I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly ... girly.
I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular. — Kristin Walker

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you — Jewel

Get the hell away from my boyfriend, witch.
Boyfriend.
Was that what I was?
I tried to smile. Instead, I blacked out. — Kami Garcia

No," Isabella said. "I've been out to eat with boys who were my boyfriend, but that's not dating. That's just parallel eating. — Jennifer Close

Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me. -- Billy — Allan Heinberg

Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don't want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don't. — Lauren Conrad

Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.' — Casey Wilson

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try — Matt Nathanson

My Kindle and my battery operated boyfriend are my best friends! — Nikki Sex

I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man. — A. Giannoccaro

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn — Alanis Morissette

My boyfriend had been fucked over by Barbie and Ken. And I was more like the Bratz doll rebound. My — Vi Keeland

My boyfriend is a vampire and I'm okay with it. - Laney — Joann I. Martin Sowles

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend. — Lauren Alaina

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands. — Jessica Zafra

Without the proper care, there's no beauty. Without beauty, there's no boyfriend. — Lee Bo-na

All I cared about that summer were suntans, beaches, boys and booze. — Shannon Celebi

I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend. — Fred Armisen

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt

Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:
1. They hold you back
2. Grind you down
3. Then mess with your head — Ali Harris

If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook. — Kelly Williams Brown

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick? — Carrie Fisher

So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave. — Jillian Dodd

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris

I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend. — Margot Robbie

If you feel yourself falling, let it happen. I swear to you I'll catch you. — Jasinda Wilder

I didn't want to give him anything. I was quite happy without boyfriend trouble. — Kate Le Vann

I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.' — Lauren Conrad

Let Jesus be your boyfriend for now and save yourself from all that trouble. — Ru Dela Torre

I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. — Kim Kardashian

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together."
"I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added. — Valerie Z. Lewis

We are very isolated, far from boyfriends and friends, so we have to be strong, smart and very professional. — Eva Herzigova

No boyfriend! Why not?
Eligible men are scarce - most of them are buried in France.
What about them Americans?
Oh, no. I can't. — David Dennington

Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business! — Gordon Korman

My boyfriend? I thought I'd resigned myself to the fact that we weren't going to be together. And now I'm thinking of him as my boyfriend? — Sarina Bowen

Oh, my God, when Ivy got it wrong, she really got it wrong. I didn't need a boyfriend. I had all the drama I could stand right here. — Kim Harrison

I don't like being alone. I haven't been alone since I got a boyfriend. — Molly Ringwald

My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic. — Aubrey Plaza

It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care — James Blunt

Hold it," Annabeth said. "I prefer my boyfriend with an un-melted brain. What exactly are we talking about here?" Carter — Rick Riordan

I read that a lot of people think I'm gay. I don't care. My boyfriend and I are not really phased by what people say. — Monica Raymund