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Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird.
— Betty Dodson
In our state - no kidding - they are called Standards of Learning, or "SOLs." (I don't think anyone intended the joke.)
— Barbara Kingsolver
Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don't think people expect it from me because I'm little.
— Mirah
Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
— Buzz Aldrin
Sex is God's joke on the human race ... if we didn't have sex to make us ridiculous, She would have had to think up something else instead.
— Erica Jong
There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic.
— Fernando Perez
When people think that politics is a joke, they then deserve the jokers that rule them.
— Jit Sharma
Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke.
— Linda Cardellini
I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation.
— Steve Coogan
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
— Dave Chappelle
There's no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty.
— Patrick Stump
I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke.
— Lish McBride
You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.
— Dave Barry
I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love.
— Jenny Slate
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
— Demetri Martin
Actually, being married to me probably would be something of a joke ... but yeah, I mean it. What do you think?
— Danielle Steel
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
— Harold Ramis
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
— Cristin Milioti
Yeah, Jennifer, when you explain the joke, it kind of ruins the magic." "So long as you think I'm magic," she said with a wink,
— Georgette St. Clair
I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.
— Michael Lehmann
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think we're nuts.
— Kyung-Sook Shin
I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
— Simon Pegg
I used to joke that I wanted to go to the moon, but I actually do. Like, some day I think I'm going to go to the moon. That would be cool.
— Tyler Oakley
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
— Mitt Romney
I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense
— Christopher Hitchens
All of a sudden, making a Spanish-American War joke. I think you sort of had to go to probably to an American high school to have remembered that.
— David Mandel
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
— Jennifer Saunders
You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-
— J.K. Rowling
Your skin is white, but I think the white god made a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose to play a joke. He gave you an Apache heart.
— Ellen O'Connell
It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling.
— Martin Freeman
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about.
— Alison Jackson
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.
— Stanley Tucci
It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
— Nicole Sullivan
I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke.
— Judy Greer
I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable.
— Casey Spooner
I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny.
— Susan Ee
I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.
— Mitch Hedberg