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Sunlight burns me," I say.
He shrugs. "Me, too."
"You're an idiot, Snow. — Rainbow Rowell

Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!" "They're supposed to be, you blithering idiot! — J.K. Rowling

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.
'The first one. I really resent being called the second. — Melina Marchetta

Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. — Dave Courtney

There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot! — Anne Burrell

Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot? — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Said I, in scorn all burning hot,In rage and anger high,You ignominious idiot,Those wings are made to fly! — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt

Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don't feel like an idiot when you reread it. — Steve Albini

If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed — Abbi Glines

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. — Russell Lynes

Always put your cap on your lens, because you never know which idiot will bump into your camera. And eventually that idiot will be you. — Ben Tolosa

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

You sacrificed yourself to save a lot of people.' Her words sounded like a compliment. Her tone sounded like she was calling me an idiot. — Rick Riordan

Get yourself into something that you don't have passion for and feel like an idiot always. — Ameya Agrawal

the ignorance fairy sprinkled idiot dust on you when you weren't looking! — Full Sea Books

You're very lovely, gatita."
Her brows pulled together, and she gave him a skeptical stare.
"Do not look at your master as if he's an idiot. — Cherise Sinclair

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential. — Nicole Sullivan

Am I the only non-idiot on the planet?"
"Yes, Morgan Toth, you are," Gabriel piped up. "Will you be our king? — Laini Taylor

So do you think it's true what they say? About girls liking bastards?'
'He's not a bastard. He's an idiot.'
'Do girls like idiots then? — David Nicholls

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

Look, you're cute, but you're not cute enough to keep me from going off on you for being an idiot. - Cold Blood — Heather Hildenbrand

While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg. — Julie Kagawa

I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot. — Domhnall Gleeson

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. — George Carlin

Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke stood up. "If you're surprised, you're an idiot," he said. "I didn't exactly arrive quietly. — Cassandra Clare

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot! — Rick Riordan

He says, You're an idiot. You couldn't get yourself arrested without me along to help. — Daniel Wallace

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot. — Stanley Kubrick

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here? — Tanya Huff

Clearly , you're an idiot but you're our kind of idiot — Markus Zusak

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth. — Bob Dylan

Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back out. — Nobuhiro Watsuki

You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?"
"Drowning?" Replied Graystripe. — Erin Hunter

No, you stupid idiot, there's nothing wrong with you. You're perfect. — Jeanne Birdsall

We've got this cultural mentality that you've got to be an idiot to be a farmer. — Joel Salatin

In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day. — Marc Andreessen

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. — Dylan Moran

You see the dilemma?" Ham asked. "I see an idiot," Breeze mumbled. — Brandon Sanderson

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. — Lucy Lawless

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. — Steve Martin

You just called me an idiot and told me you need me in the same breath, I laughed. God, she was amazing. — Genna Rulon

Falling in love is easy, you see; any idiot can do it. It's falling out of love that's hard. — Claudia Carroll

I'm scared all the time," she whispered. "You'd be an idiot if you weren't," Anne said. "And you wouldn't be brave either. — Lauren Oliver

You're a fool, a damn fool, an awful fool, an idiot, an awful idiot, a damn idiot, and a fool, a damn fool — Ray Bradbury

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot — Iain Banks

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you're not an idiot ... But by passing your A levels you prove that you're smart — Ben Mitchell

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters. — Robbie Williams

Any idiot can face a crisis, it is day to day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov — Anonymous

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot! — Darren Shan

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up. — Clive Owen

Every lunatic is different. Every idiot is special, and might surprise you. — Sarita Mandanna

You believe what you must in order to stave off the conviction that it's all a tale told by an idiot — Peter De Vries

You should only fall in love with a person who enjoys your madness. Not an idiot who forces you to be normal. — Elin Peer

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you. — Raheel Farooq

There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot. — Ernie J Zelinski

Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. — Kelley Armstrong

You're a fucking idiot, Elish. A complete fucking idiot and your house of cards is falling down. — Quil Carter

If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. — Jeremy Grantham

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. — Michael Jordan

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

Sloppy idiot," Sabetha muttered at last. "You're trying to be charming. Well, I do not choose to be charmed by you, Locke Lamora. — Scott Lynch

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

Puck : "I found that oddly therapeutic, how about you?"
Ash: "idiot.. — Julie Kagawa

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

Time to betray your mother, you idiot, I thought. — Anonymous

You are not my high school crush, idiot."
"Great. I can die happy, then. — Rachel Caine

You charming idiot. — Gregory Maguire

You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. — Sherwood Smith

Someone said you can't trust happiness.' 'Who was that idiot?' I shrugged. 'Let yourself be happy, Neal. — Barbara Morgenroth

Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America — Ray Palla

You're like the cute version of the village idiot. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet ... zing! It'll fly backwards. — Dwayne Johnson

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot! — Kurt Cobain

I kiss his forehead. "You are a wimpy idiot. But ... I still love you."
"I love you too, Woods. — Miranda Kenneally

Fifteen!" Dess's distant cry reached him. "Where the hell are you, Rex? Ten. You're-an-idiot-nine, get-back-here-eight, you-dimwit-seven ... — Scott Westerfeld

Any asshole that has you, and is stupid enough to lose you, is a fucking idiot, Amanda. Trust me. I would know. — Jay McLean

Judge, criticize, object before you decide to believe something; but once you believe, you're but an idiot if you need to be scrupulous any more. — Raheel Farooq

I was walking Shirley and-you know how Shirley is an idiot?" I asked him.
"Sure. — Sara Massa

This is..."
"You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?"
"Eh?"
"It's your birthday!!"
"Huh... It is? Oh!"
"Idiot! — Shizuru Seino

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot. — Al Jourgensen

You cannot reason with an IDIOT!"--Tarzan's Greatest Adventure(1959) — Kruger

Clearly, being in love makes you an idiot," he muttered... — Samantha Chase

I've been an idiot."
"That's okay," I said. "You're still way cleverer than me". — J.L. Merrow

It's like Southern chicks saying bless your heart. What they actually mean is you're an idiot. — Lexi Blake

Setsu ... Setsuna ... It's you!"
"You idiot! You know there's no way I'd die and leave, right?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! — Kaori Yuki

Do you think I'm wandering around all day thinking, 'I must write a song called 'Three Coins In The Fountain'?' Only an idiot would do that. — Sammy Cahn

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking. — Sandra Bullock

You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot. — Don Kardong

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin

You're a lot of horrible things - untehical, sociopathic, evil even - but you're no idiot. — Matt Forbeck