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Fool your guards? They're not very good, the forgot to check the ceiling for spiders."Valek grinned. His angular face softened. — Maria V. Snyder

I also had another motto: Fool me once, shame on me. You won't fool me twice. — Karina Halle

My dear imaginary Captain MacKenzie, you are not real and never will be. I, however, am a true and eternal fool.
Here, have a drawing of a snail. — Tessa Dare

You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly. — George Bernard Shaw

Everyone Is A Potential Winner. Some People Are Disguised As Losers. Don't Let Their Appearances Fool You. — Kenneth H. Blanchard

Everyone said, 'Emil, you are a fool!'
But when I first won the European Championship, they said: 'Emil, you are a genius!' — Emil Zatopek

Trying to catch hold of yourself is a fool's errand. There is no you, only a series of former yous, created in one instant, deleted in the next. — Jesse Kellerman

Because other people are fools, must you be so too? — Marcus Aurelius

A smile is the best way to deal with difficult situations. Even if it's a fake one. Used properly, you can fool anyone with them. — Sai

Fools follow rules when the set commands you. — Zack De La Rocha

A man who loves money is a bastard, someone to be hated. A man who can't take care of it is a fool. You don't hate him, but you got to pity him. — Stephen King

It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave. — Edward Abbey

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. — Joseph E. Levine

Don't confess to being a fool or a wise man; let others decide for you — Nancy B. Brewer

Of all thieves, fools are the worst; they rob you of time and temper. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

As long as you're willing to be called a fool, you can create anything, do anything, be anything. — Anna Olson

Nothing wrong with looking like a fool if what you are doing is far from foolish. — Paulo Coelho

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies

The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost. — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

The sea is in your eyes. Your face is an eternal summer. Whoever told you otherwise is a fool! — Malak El Halabi

A bit of a fool, you might say, but all dreamers are fools. — George R R Martin

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard. — Joan Rivers

Be cruel to me , cause I'm a fool for you. — Alex Turner

It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. — Will Rogers

Things can fool you sometimes. — Sue Grafton

A farmer's got to be born, same as a fool. You can't make a corn pone out of flour dough by the twistin' of it. — Ellen Glasgow

I'll be a fool or a wiseman, my darling, you hold the key. Anyway you want me, that's how I will be. — Elvis Presley

When you live by understanding, you will not be fooled any longer — Sunday Adelaja

There's a coward and a fool, and both of them are you, My heart is cracked and broken, but yours is frozen through. — Jay Bell

I can't decide if you're a fool, Vin thought toward it, or if you simply exist in a way that makes you incapable of considering some things. — Brandon Sanderson

Some things were inevitable. You'd have to be a fool to think otherwise. — Tayari Jones

Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool. — Terry Pratchett

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people, some of the time, but you can fool yourself anytime you need to badly enough. — Hilari Bell

[I]f I suffered only one fool gladly, I assure you it would be you. — Iain M. Banks

Fools you are. To say you learn by your experience. I prefer to profit by others' mistakes and avoid the price of my own. — Otto Von Bismarck

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. — Gwen Stefani

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. — Euripides

Just remember, Braithwaite. While you were learning to be a fool at Oxford I was learning to kill men. And I learned well. — Bernard Cornwell

For of course if nobody agrees with you, how are you to know youre not a fool? — George Bernard Shaw

If you ever manage to make a fool of me, I'll deserve what I get. — Clare Boothe Luce

Don't let that little pyramid with the bright eye fool you. That's to draw your attention away from the real thing: the big trapezoid beneath it. — Anton Szandor LaVey

You've got to be a fool to want to stop the march of time. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

A Every man has a king and a fool in him and the one you talk to reacts. — Mike Murdock

To be a learner, you've got to be willing to be a fool. — George Leonard

You have to use your mind n the NFL. Every player is smarter. Defensive backs bluff and disguise coverages to try to fool you. — Chad Ochocinco

Never, ever, ever wear anything you are uncomfortable in. Because that is what you'll project: 'I look like a fool.' — Tom Ford

Commend a fool for his wit, or a rogue for his honesty and he will receive you into his favor. — Henry Fielding

For heaven's sake, all you fool speak not in the name of God, for He has his own tongue to speak! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

There is a certain elegance in wasting time. Any fool can waste money, but when you waste time you waste what is priceless. — W. Somerset Maugham

I am a fool with a heart but no brains, and you are a fool with brains but no heart; and we're both unhappy, and we both suffer. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'm not going to fight them, you fool. I'm going to kill them. - Malus Darkblade. — Dan Abnett

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool. — Katharine Whitehorn

Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn't make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix things can't be fixed. — Ken Wheaton

If you were a fully realized person-whatever the hell that would be-you wouldn't fool around writing books. — William H Gass

You can't fool the mirror-what you see is what you are. — Malcolm Forbes

Egalitarianism trumps elitism. Only a selfish fool will tell you otherwise — Jonny Oates

It's impossible to fall of mountains you fool! — Jack Kerouac

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. — George W. Bush

There's something I'm afraid to say to you too early, but I'd be a fool to wait too late. — Toby Keith

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb

Fool me once; fool me twice; but shame on me if you fool me thrice. — Nabil N. Jamal

When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb

Look down at me and you see a fool,
Look up at me and you see a god,
Look straight at me and you see yourself. — Charles Manson

This is the Torture Room. But don't let the name fool you. This is a tent, not a room. — Jeremy C. Shipp

Don't let the pretty lights fool you. The most dangerous things in the world are beautiful. — Melissa Andrea

You have to muster a certain amount of belief that you're not making a mistake and you're not a fool. And this means you have to have faith. — Julia Cameron

What is the mirror of Being? Non-being. Bring non-being as your gift, if you are not a fool. — Rumi

I'm sorry, I said, I'm really sorry.
I stood up in a cafe and screamed
I'm in love,
and now you've made a fool of me ... — Charles Bukowski

Don't let my appearance fool you, Penryn. I am not human. The Daughters of Men are forbidden to Angels. — Susan Ee

My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! — Marquis De Sade

Business after all is a form of warfare; you bring all your available weapons to bear. If you don't you're a fool. ("Jane Brown's Body") — Cornell Woolrich

You cannot help being a female, and I should be something of a fool were I to discount your talents merely because of their housing. — Laurie R. King

This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby. — George Bernard Shaw

Love, endure, persist ... Everything will return to you, innocent fool! — Raheel Farooq

If you decide to help someone
And you expect something in return
Don't fool yourself...
That's "business", not KINDNESS. — Jose N. Harris

Whatever you do, act as if you meant to do it even if you're sure you look like a fool. — Tracy Anne Warren

[If] you don't have any soul and you don't have any talent, jazz is what you should do ... any fool can do it; all you gotta do is practice. — Stewart Copeland

Shut up, you fool ... Really. I'm running out of things to throw at you. — Kale Lawrence

I told the truth, I didn't come to fool you — Leonard Cohen

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool. — James Blunt

They hit you at school, they hate you if your clever, and they despise a fool. — John Lennon

Communism was something so hideous that you had to be an exceptional conformist or a fool not to see the evil around you. — Donald Tusk

I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones

The worst monsters are the ones that don't look like monsters, because they fool you into complacency with their beauty. — Whitney Bianca

in this life love will make you choose between happiness and being a fool, and most of us women get them both confused." I guess — Shantay

You can fool a lot of yourself but you can't fool the soul. — Mary Oliver

You need one person who knows you... Just one person you can't fool, even when you fool yourself. — Rebecca Scherm

Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills! — Charles Ogden

Live this day as if it will be your last. Remember that you will only find "tomorrow" on the calendars of fools. — Og Mandino

To Hades with you, fool, for God hath tired of you. — Sam Cheever

The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you're the same fool. — Ray Bradbury

You can't control how you are perceived, and you are a fool if you waste any energy trying to do so. Vanity will get you nowhere. — Dave Blood

Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with. — Haruki Murakami

It is the possibility that keeps me going, and though you may call me a dreamer or a fool or any other thing, I believe that anything is possible. — Nicholas Sparks

I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. — H.M. Ward

My favorite Proverb: If you argue with a fool, how will they know who the fool is? — C. Fern Cook

I fool you. I fool everyone. — Lisa Scottoline

You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans can't be all wrong. — John Prine

When you fool a fool you strike a blow for intelligence. — Giacomo Casanova

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim