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X Ray Humor Quotes By William Ury: Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run

Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away. - JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE — William Ury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Juanita Ray: Prayer works (unless God has a different plan

Prayer works (unless God has a different plan for you, that is different than what you want). Pray now. It works best if God is undecided. — Juanita Ray

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Charles: Live each day like it's your last, 'cause

Live each day like it's your last, 'cause one day you gonna be right — Ray Charles

X Ray Humor Quotes By Man Ray: I have been accused of being a joker.

I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor. — Man Ray

X Ray Humor Quotes By Juanita Ray: Maybe I should follow someone considering my next

Maybe I should follow someone considering my next book is titled stalked. — Juanita Ray

X Ray Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: The colder the X-ray table, the more of

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

X Ray Humor Quotes By Gerard De Marigny: I told a doctor once, Doc, if you

I told a doctor once, Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel! — Gerard De Marigny

X Ray Humor Quotes By Luana Ehrlich: Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus

Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1. — Luana Ehrlich

X Ray Humor Quotes By James Arthur Ray: True wealth is not what you have, it's

True wealth is not what you have, it's what you're left with with when all you have is gone. — James Arthur Ray

X Ray Humor Quotes By M. Ray Holloway Jr.: My memory is not as good as it

My memory is not as good as it used to be and it probably never was. — M. Ray Holloway Jr.

X Ray Humor Quotes By Alison Gopnik: Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. — Alison Gopnik

X Ray Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to the airport, I put my

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. — Mitch Hedberg

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: How's Uncle Louis today?" "Who?" "And Aunt Maude?

How's Uncle Louis today?" "Who?" "And Aunt Maude? — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Rhamey: Meg's face clouded, and I wondered if she

Meg's face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes. — Ray Rhamey

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray S. Jones: The truth is what we say it is

The truth is what we say it is ... prove to me this desk is not a cow! — Ray S. Jones

X Ray Humor Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: Honey even Ray Charles can see that you

Honey
even Ray Charles can see that you have control issues. — Elizabeth Gilbert

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Romano: Having children is like living in a frat

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. — Ray Romano

X Ray Humor Quotes By Lauren Lola: It was easy to conclude: The night was

It was easy to conclude: The night was young and alive, in its ever so subtle way. — Lauren Lola

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: I have three rules to live by: Get

I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and when all else fails, run like hell. — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Juanita Ray: I have done so much medical and scientific

I have done so much medical and scientific research Crashing Life I am thinking about putting PhD behind my name or maybe B.S. — Juanita Ray

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Banks: These two wouldn't be a problem. They talked

These two wouldn't be a problem. They talked to much. The talkers of the world ended up being the loudest screamers. — Ray Banks

X Ray Humor Quotes By Octavia E. Butler: Intelligence is relatively new to life on Earth,

Intelligence is relatively new to life on Earth, but your hierarchical tendencies are ancient. — Octavia E. Butler

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: A good night sleep, or a ten minute

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Junot Diaz: Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort

Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first time in a hundred years. — Junot Diaz

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: You're a fool, a damn fool, an awful

You're a fool, a damn fool, an awful fool, an idiot, an awful idiot, a damn idiot, and a fool, a damn fool — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Those women like to see their tongues dance.

Those women like to see their tongues dance. — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Don Roff: Any conversation including the mention of Roald Dahl,

Any conversation including the mention of Roald Dahl, Ray Bradbury, or Emily Dickinson is one worth getting into or at least eavesdropping. — Don Roff

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: I take this continent with me into the

I take this continent with me into the grave. — Ray Bradbury

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Stevenson: Humor is a very important thing. It is

Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release. — Ray Stevenson

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray S. Jones: Choose life, choose to be happy and make

Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile. — Ray S. Jones

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray S. Jones: Nobody touches my ding dongs!

Nobody touches my ding dongs! — Ray S. Jones

X Ray Humor Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Later in the morning Saul tried to die.

Later in the morning Saul tried to die. — Ray Bradbury