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X Ray Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away. - JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE — William Ury

Prayer works (unless God has a different plan for you, that is different than what you want). Pray now. It works best if God is undecided. — Juanita Ray

Live each day like it's your last, 'cause one day you gonna be right — Ray Charles

I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor. — Man Ray

Maybe I should follow someone considering my next book is titled stalked. — Juanita Ray

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

I told a doctor once, Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel! — Gerard De Marigny

Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1. — Luana Ehrlich

True wealth is not what you have, it's what you're left with with when all you have is gone. — James Arthur Ray

My memory is not as good as it used to be and it probably never was. — M. Ray Holloway Jr.

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. — Alison Gopnik

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. — Mitch Hedberg

How's Uncle Louis today?" "Who?" "And Aunt Maude? — Ray Bradbury

Meg's face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes. — Ray Rhamey

The truth is what we say it is ... prove to me this desk is not a cow! — Ray S. Jones

Honey
even Ray Charles can see that you have control issues. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. — Ray Romano

It was easy to conclude: The night was young and alive, in its ever so subtle way. — Lauren Lola

I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and when all else fails, run like hell. — Ray Bradbury

I have done so much medical and scientific research Crashing Life I am thinking about putting PhD behind my name or maybe B.S. — Juanita Ray

These two wouldn't be a problem. They talked to much. The talkers of the world ended up being the loudest screamers. — Ray Banks

Intelligence is relatively new to life on Earth, but your hierarchical tendencies are ancient. — Octavia E. Butler

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury

Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first time in a hundred years. — Junot Diaz

You're a fool, a damn fool, an awful fool, an idiot, an awful idiot, a damn idiot, and a fool, a damn fool — Ray Bradbury

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Those women like to see their tongues dance. — Ray Bradbury

Any conversation including the mention of Roald Dahl, Ray Bradbury, or Emily Dickinson is one worth getting into or at least eavesdropping. — Don Roff

I take this continent with me into the grave. — Ray Bradbury

Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release. — Ray Stevenson

Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile. — Ray S. Jones

Nobody touches my ding dongs! — Ray S. Jones

Later in the morning Saul tried to die. — Ray Bradbury