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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him. — Bill Hader

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

I kind of think that everyone who disagrees with me is wrong. — John Green

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. — Mark Twain

He also gave me some advice that I follow to this day: Sing in the mirror. If it looks funny, it's wrong. — Renee Fleming

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. — Tara Sivec

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, I'm just crying because of how wrong you are. — Amy Poehler

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong. — Eugene Ormandy

You have a bad habit of listing anything that can go wrong, Volger."
"I have always considered that a good habit — Scott Westerfeld

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons. — Wendelin Van Draanen

It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing
something the wrong way but doing it confidently.
Even more funny, they succeeded. — Toba Beta

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! — Mitch Hedberg

Something went wrong. It was correct when I studied it. — Eugene Ormandy

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely. — Christine Feehan

He's wrong he's so he's so wrong he's more wrong than an upside-down rainbow. — Tahereh Mafi

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. — Alanis Morissette

I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong. — Eugene Ormandy

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! — Chad Michael Murray

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you? — Meg Cabot

What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent

This is America. We're entitled to our opinions."
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station? — Mitch Hedberg

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight. — Eminem

If you have a character that doesn't have anything wrong with him, there's nothing funny about it. — Will Arnett

There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong. — Stephen Schneider

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY! — Billy Gardell

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas