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Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. — Antoine Rivarol

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism. — Christopher Moore

Ack! I said.
Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me. — Jim Butcher

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? — George Eliot

Deep down, he's shallow. — Peter De Vries

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you. — Ankur Basu Roy

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. — Amit Kalantri

Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may. — Benjamin Errett

The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately; — Cecil B. Hartley

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit. — Christian Nestell Bovee

A witty saying proves nothing. — Voltaire

The important thing to remember is not to forget — Benny Bellamacina

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there. — Amit Kalantri

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable — Emma Goldrick

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. — William Shakespeare

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. — Amit Kalantri

Your wit makes others witty. — Catherine The Great

There's no greater proof of an impoverished mind than its inability to be witty except at other people's expense. — Fernando Pessoa

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. — Andre Maurois

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful. — Amit Kalantri

Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit. — Friedrich Nietzsche

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. — Will Advise

Spanish - how shall I say this? - is like
Portuguese spoken with a speech impediment. — Sol Luckman

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded. — Sol Luckman

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. — Terry Pratchett

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you. — Amit Kalantri

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. — Joseph Joubert

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

My wit is only as stupid as the audience. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence. — Aristotle.

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that — Lucy Robinson

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit. — Susan Lendroth

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs. — Oliver Goldsmith

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy. — Friedrich Nietzsche

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Your wits make others witty. — Catherine The Great

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit. — Christian Nestell Bovee

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? — Sol Luckman

Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly. — Sol Luckman

I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. — William Shakespeare