The Dude Quotes
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The Dude Quotes & Sayings
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If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training. 'Cause, dude you're in for a marathon.
— Alyson Noel
if there's one dude that everyone on the Upper West Side will welcome with open arms, it's the fucking jogger.
— Caroline Kepnes
Frantically, he scans the room, settling on the closet.
Brayden sighs, 'Seriously, dude? Must we live the cliche?' — Lynn Kelling
Brayden sighs, 'Seriously, dude? Must we live the cliche?' — Lynn Kelling
Dude, what the heck?????, That's awesome!!!!!
— Kyle Patrick
You're the healing janitor dude."
"Groundskeeper."
"Isn't that like a janitor?"
"No, it's like a groundskeeper. — Rachel Hawkins
"Groundskeeper."
"Isn't that like a janitor?"
"No, it's like a groundskeeper. — Rachel Hawkins
There is no comparison: The money is over here and the love is over there. But the love is the most important thing.
— Devin The Dude
Someday her prince would come. And he'd be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants.
— Kerrelyn Sparks
I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that.
— Eugene Levy
6:08 and the next dude in line is buying the new King and The Shining just to be bold - he calls The Shining a prequel and I want to cut his face
— Caroline Kepnes
Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who's a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney's a ferocious gargoyle.
— Devon Monk
Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat.
— Dave Attell
It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that's my power alley.
— Jason Lewis
Sorry, dude. Can't talk about it. My lips are too numb from all the kissing. That girl kisses like she wants to suck out your soul.
— John Green
You don't need Beanie Sigel in the building with a pre-perception that this crazy dude might do anything.
— Beanie Sigel
Why would you put bacon on nachos in the first place?" Misha asked.
"Dude. We're in America. We put bacon on everything. — Avon Gale
"Dude. We're in America. We put bacon on everything. — Avon Gale
Radio makes it appear like you can get some sounds in a laptop and be the next dude. Those careers don't really last.
— Pharoahe Monch
The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.
— Michael Ian Black
If you're going to touch my wife, you'd better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my sister?
— Kristen Proby
I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way.
— Tyler, The Creator
Logan looked up at the big guy. "Do you ever hear yourself?" Blake beamed. "I'm my biggest fan." "Your only fan," Ayden said. "Hurtful, dude.
— A&E Kirk
Dude, Minecraft doesn't HAVE glow-in-the-dark-mushrooms. Those are REDSTONE ORE VEINS, noob!!
— Cube Kid
He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
But he'll drink while he's drivin'
He's the dude — Devin The Dude
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
But he'll drink while he's drivin'
He's the dude — Devin The Dude
I have no interest in going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids. I'm just not that kind of dude.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Every single Asian dude who went to high school or junior high during the era of John Hughes movies was called 'Donger,'
— Martin Wong
Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb.
— Dave Mustaine
If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It would be a comedy.
— Pierce Brosnan
I am a dark-skinned, nappy-headed, scar-faced dude from the streets of Brooklyn. I can't hide from being who I am. It's all over my face.
— Michael K. Williams
Dude you say the best stuff. You're so getting lucky.
— Lauren Dane
Nihilists! I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
— Walter
I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy.
— Kanye West
Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug.
"Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps! — Rick Riordan
"Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps! — Rick Riordan
Dude, the whole Drake
coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake — Jennifer Turner
coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake — Jennifer Turner
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
I'm as awkward as it gets, dude, but I embrace the awkward! I embrace the awkward and make everyone else feel awkward
— Christofer Drew
Jay-Z is a dude that can give you a hundred 'Simpsons' quotes, like, 'What you know about the monorail?'
— Questlove
Be cool to the pizza dude.
— Steele Stanwick
She knows I love the dude. She's trying to butter me up - both sides, front and back, top to bottom. It's working.
— Kim Holden
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
— Ted Theodore
I'm open to anything, dude. I'm open to anything. That's what I would ask the aliens. I'd be like, "Do you watch 'Game of Thrones?'"
— Charlize Theron
He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog.
— Jim Croce
If your dad always has candy, how cool is he? Coolest dude in the world. My kids think I'm cool.
— Lamar Odom
Anybody that really knew Tupac will tell you the same thing. That he was just a dude that was full of life, full of energy.
— Ice Cube
Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.
— Cory Doctorow
It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.
— Ilona Andrews
I'm not a dogmatic Christian and I don't believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude.
— Weyes Blood
Dude. Did you notice how many people were here? Tons!" Kat exclaimed. "I put the fun in funeral.
— Gena Showalter
Thank you ... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
— Jimmy Fallon
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest dude.
— Thomm Quackenbush
Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away.
— Tim Tharp
Dude, you got to draw your lines in the sand somewhere and hold them. It's especially important when the sand keeps shifting beneath your feet.
— Karen Marie Moning
Skylar's obviously into that Chris dude, I saw them in his sorry excuse for a truck, should have totaled it when I had the chance,
— Heather Demetrios
Dude, you are one sick feck." "Och, Dani, my love," he says, gliding toward the bed, "you've really no idea.
— Karen Marie Moning
Chicks dig a dude who's sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.
— Jordan Sonnenblick
I don't think I live the lifestyle that's expected of a quote unquote R&B artist. I'm just not that dude.
— Miguel
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me.
— Stephen Baldwin
And, dude, the truth is, if you're gonna be like this, I don't need the association.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
If some dude I'd never heard of managed to broadcast a platitude like that to the whole globe, I'd probably just feel like I was being spammed.
— Damian Kulash
Bendy straws are the shit, dude.
— Kim Holden
There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
— Greg Behrendt
The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?
— Ken Kesey
Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip.
— Dave Grohl
Welcome to the estrogen vortex, dude, where mindfucks are the norm and understanding them is as common as a fucking unicorn in your front yard.
— K. Bromberg
Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I beat him?" Maybe the question in "Dude, why are we even fighting in the first place?
— Ryan North
If you're gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you're riding a wave, dude.
— Meg Cabot
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.
— Dana Gould
Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.
— Stacey Wallace Benefiel
You're like a monster, dude'", he says, light amusement coloring his strained voice. "'From a monster movie. The man who would not fucking quit
— Ben H. Winters
I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude..
— Taylor Swift
All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that.
— Hunter S. Thompson
A big glowing red dude with the head of a wolf guarded a herd of ... Were those unicorns?
— Rick Riordan
I struggle to be rugged and raw dude, trying to survive in the trials and lawsuits, Everybody wants to test me, WHY ME?
— Tupac Shakur
Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.
— Mark Frost
Never hire anyone who starts a sentence with the word "Dude!" and never work for a guy who doesn't know the difference between mute and moot
— Larry Brooks
I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
— Nicki Elson
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?
— Roy Wood Jr.
Percy hefted a bronze grenade. 'I hope you labelled these right.'
He yelled, 'Die, Romans!' and lobbed the grenade over the wall. — Rick Riordan
He yelled, 'Die, Romans!' and lobbed the grenade over the wall. — Rick Riordan