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You are who you are when nobody's watching.
— Stephen Fry
The first one who is immune. I smell a recipe for disaster brewing,
— Aurora Rose Reynolds
That's the thing about parenting: anxious if you do, anxious if you don't.
— Glennon Doyle Melton
I don't go to horror movies. I walked out of 'The Exorcist,' man.
— John Carroll Lynch
...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.
— J.A. Beard
We knew we did not lay down the direction of the street, but despite that, we could - and must - fashion the way of our walk.
— Ta-Nehisi Coates
Even God can't plan for everything. Too many variables.
— Peter Watts
I never worry about action, but only about inaction.
— Winston S. Churchill
For me, serendipity, coincidence and chance are more interesting than any preconceived construct of our human encounters.
— Charles Traub
How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper
I'm f**king pathetic when it comes to being an entertainer. People come because they want to see me have a nervous breakdown.
— Mark Linkous
(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
Let me be frank with you, kid. Those people know how to parent like I know how to diet. I've worked with them before, and I don't like them.
— John Green
Let me complain-it's good for television.
— Phil Hellmuth
I consider myself just as normal as anybody else.
— Brody Jenner
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper