With Boyfriend Quotes

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. — Nicole Polizzi

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. — Sarah Silverman

With a sinking heart, I realize that the man in bed with me is too large and unruly to be my boyfriend. What have I done? — Amy Avanzino

You didn't want to call your boyfriend Buddy, but when reverting to his real name meant Bruce, it left you with no real ground to stand on. — Stephen King

What was the problem? Couldn't a guy have a heated argument with his secret billionaire boyfriend at hockey practice with out an audience? — Avon Gale

I haven't been the best boyfriend or husband, and that means I don't get to spend every day with my daughter. — Gareth Gates

My dad's so likeable, you wouldn't feel in competition with him. If any boyfriends have ever felt that, they're long gone. — Julia Sawalha

Sex.

It's the last thing I want, but how could I possibly say that to my boyfriend who I've been with for almost a year? — Heather Demetrios

I was seventeen all over again, falling into intrigue with the boy who was an exquisite contradiction. — Blakney Francis

Speaking of hope, did you see that shot Alec got off with his bow? That's my boyfriend. — Cassandra Clare

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend. — Mimi Pond

Ready to wrestle with my gorgeous boyfriend? Oh, I'd say I'm ready for that. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support. — Anna Nicole Smith

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend. — Monica Keena

I didn't care much for being called stupid and softhearted. But the boyfriend bit I could live with. — Mike Mullin

No," Isabella said. "I've been out to eat with boys who were my boyfriend, but that's not dating. That's just parallel eating. — Jennifer Close

My dream evening is wearing my sweatpants, eating something delicious and watching TV with my boyfriend. — India De Beaufort

I was 5' 10 when I was 14, skinny and flat, with huge feet, and I never had a boyfriend. — Jerry Hall

No, tell him I'm going to spend the day with a new boyfriend." He didn't need to know I was referring to a new book boyfriend. — Tabatha Vargo

She wasn't comfortable with the term boyfriend even when she did have one, and she hated everybody knowing her private business. — Ann Brashares

Kill them with kindness, slay them with a smile and murder them with a kiss. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man. — A. Giannoccaro

It's just hard to believe in the concept of Molly-With-a-Boyfriend. — Becky Albertalli

Woe is Merit, the immortal vampire with the never-gray hair and long legs and hot blond boyfriend. — Chloe Neill

I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful! — Crystal Reed

Good work, Eddie, I thought. You may have just helped get the girl of your dreams back together with her boyfriend. — Richelle Mead

I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis? — Sandi Lynn

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!' — Luke Wilson

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like. — Lucinda Williams

Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.
- Courtney — Lauren Barnholdt

It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal? — Stacy Keibler

My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend, — Kristen Stewart

I'm down to bleach my eyebrows again. I tell you what, though - that didn't go down well with my boyfriend. Girls love it. Guys, not so into it. — Florence Welch

I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend. — Marlen Esparza

A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and I've had a boyfriend since college. — Sarah Baker

My boyfriend is named Percocet," I say. "We're very close. I even went to Europe with him last summer. — E. Lockhart

Be stingy with your money! Don't splurge at the mall - and definitely don't give it to your boyfriend! — Kimora Lee Simmons

I'm thrilled to start my family with a little girl! My boyfriend and I couldn't be happier! — Holly Madison

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield

It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with [referring to crystal methamphetamines] — Fergie

I was very friendly with Jimi Hendrix because my boyfriend at the time, Tommy Weber, was making a film about him, so I would go to all of his shows. — Charlotte Rampling

Somebody told me that you got a boyfriend and i don't know what to do with myself ... — Me

A pretty little thing like you with that sassy mouth and no husband or boyfriend? Are you a widow or a workaholic? — Julie Miller

I think I'd make a loving, caring, understanding boyfriend, who's in touch with his emotions. Or at least I'd like to be. — Brian Littrell

What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary? — Becca Fitzpatrick

You are a beautiful, intelligent woman with a boyfriend who adores you. You have nothing to fear ever - Kellan Kyle — S.C. Stephens

I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him. — Lizzy Caplan

Not everybody is looking for a boyfriend with a sports car. — Haruki Murakami

I'm Lily's boyfriend. She lives with me. In my house."
I need to get a handle on this jealousy. — Helena Hunting

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family. — Amy Winehouse

Even the people I surround myself with ... are wiser, a little bit older than me, where before, all my boyfriends were younger. — Kim Kardashian

I didn't have a boyfriend. I had someone to watch horror movies with while my best friend was too sick with cancer. — Julie Halpern

Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody? — Ann Brashares

So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave. — Jillian Dodd

How are you, and I'm not her boyfriend. I break up with her every day, but she won't go away. — Jettie Woodruff

I want my relationship with my future boyfriend to be built on trust, not in alcohol , not in the appearance , and in jealous eyes — Zwaantje Nacion

If you were expecting Prince Charming, I'm sorry. He's with his boyfriend. — Shayla Black

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

I am in fact, a sad little girl, still in love with my first boyfriend, who lives five and a half thousand miles away and can't be mine. — Kerry Heavens

I'd curl up with a good romance book with my current book boyfriend and pretend the real world didn't exist for a little while. — Jen McLaughlin

I was gutted to leave my boyfriend at home when I started my tour, but taking my pillow was like taking a little bit of him with me. — Amy Winehouse

I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord. — Nicki Elson

I've been really into boyfriend blazers, I like mixing tweeds with floral fabrics. The masculine and feminine look. — Milla Jovovich

I've been running since high school. My boyfriend was on the track team, and I'd run with him. — Jane McGonigal

If you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can go to the movies and cry it out and leave happy because the ending of the film is happy. — Lindsay Lohan

Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:
1. They hold you back
2. Grind you down
3. Then mess with your head — Ali Harris

My boyfriend is a vampire and I'm okay with it. - Laney — Joann I. Martin Sowles

Hold it," Annabeth said. "I prefer my boyfriend with an un-melted brain. What exactly are we talking about here?" Carter — Rick Riordan

I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. — Kim Kardashian

I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.' — Lauren Conrad

I was ready to approach her with my English charm, when her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm. — Elton John

A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming. — Jennifer Coolidge

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave — Sid

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck. — Michelle M. Pillow

I can hang out with all my boyfriend's friends. I know how to roll with the guys. — Rachel Bilson

I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend. — Margot Robbie

HOME WITH BRITNEY SPEARS By ELIZABETH LEONARD | 1193 words WITH 2 RAMBUNCTIOUS BOYS, A NEW BOYFRIEND — Anonymous

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with. — Christie Hefner

Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find it boring. — Rosemarie DeWitt

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt

You know the difference between a 'boy friend' and a 'boyfriend'."
I roll my eyes with a smile. "Yeah, yeah."
"Just a little space," ... — Kasie West

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. — Elle Lothlorien

In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute. — Ashley Tisdale

I was somebody's boyfriend now. This would mean a lot of trial and error. But she was who I wanted to try and err with. — Rob Sheffield

How is it going with your boyfriend?;););) - text from Grandma Frida — Ilona Andrews

Tears are the biggest weapon used by every girl against the boys with a success rate of hundred percent. — Aman Jassal