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I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres. — Carrie Brownstein

Worry wasn't an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed - and it worried him. — Sol Luckman

Ser Arys was pleasant company abed, but wit and he were strangers. (Arianne Martell) — George R R Martin

If you have wit, use it to please and not to hurt: you may shine like the sun in the temperate zones without scorching. — Lord Chesterfield

Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival. — Tom Robbins

My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor. — Max Brooks

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you. — Ankur Basu Roy

Humor is wit and love. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Lingerer, my brain is on fire with impatience; and you tarry so long! — Charlotte Bronte

There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that. — Joss Whedon

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. — John Zorn

From Lucifer to Jerry Sneak there is not an aspect of evil, imperfection, and littleness which can elude the lights of humor or the lightning of wit. — Edwin Percy Whipple

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. — George Herbert

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need. — Hunter S. Thompson

No charm, no humor, no wit
and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' . — Conan O'Brien

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain

Wit and humor belong to genius alone. — Miguel De Cervantes

For the qualities of sheer wit and humor, Swift had no superior, ancient or modern. — Leigh Hunt

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.'
'And yet it is still extremely funny. — Cecelia Ahern

I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response. — Fran Lebowitz

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. — Voltaire

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. — William Temple

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel. — James C. Humes

There is not a man of common sense who would not chuse to be agreeable in company; and yet, strange as it may seem, very few are — The Town And Country Magazine. Vol. 11, 1779

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve. — The Kinks

Some of the best work done to combat the Republicans has been wit and humor. — Julianna Baggott

Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed, fingering my useless map. — Junot Diaz

The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy. — Steve Maraboli

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. — Joss Whedon

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant. — Jane Austen

What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and so defends from the insanities. — Walter Scott

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. — T.A. Miles

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. — Joseph Joubert

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs. — Oliver Goldsmith

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks