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Winning Funny Quotes By Michael Pinball Clemons: Once again, there was talk of winning every

Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

Winning Funny Quotes By Simon Sinek: Value is a perception not a calculation. Value

Value is a perception not a calculation. Value is something people feel, not something we tell them they get — Simon Sinek

Winning Funny Quotes By Tommy Lasorda: I was glad to see Italy win. All

I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians. — Tommy Lasorda

Winning Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The Padres, after winning the first game of

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. — Jerry Coleman

Winning Funny Quotes By Francis Chan: He persists in loving us with unending, outrageous

He persists in loving us with unending, outrageous love. — Francis Chan

Winning Funny Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: He had senile dementia and liked to go

He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. — Barbara Kingsolver

Winning Funny Quotes By Cory Doctorow: Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is

Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free-and we're not. Guess who's winning the war on terror? — Cory Doctorow

Winning Funny Quotes By Mary Karr: I don't have a copy of my books,

I don't have a copy of my books, and the degree to which I never read them is profound. I never look. — Mary Karr

Winning Funny Quotes By Norman Chad: If you wagered $5,000 on each of my

If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow. — Norman Chad

Winning Funny Quotes By Kevin Keegan: Chile have three options - they could win

Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose. — Kevin Keegan

Winning Funny Quotes By Karrie Webb: Golf's a funny game. You can be playing

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament. — Karrie Webb

Winning Funny Quotes By John Madden: I always used to tell my players that

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose. — John Madden

Winning Funny Quotes By Michael Johnson: On the Â£20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner

On the Â£20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner at the World Athletics Championships in Stuttgart- Anyone good enough to win already has one. — Michael Johnson

Winning Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami

Winning Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I really try to think cinematically, because that's

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds. — Dave Barry

Winning Funny Quotes By Damon Hill: Winning is everything. The only ones who remember

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill

Winning Funny Quotes By Phil Roe: I got elected to run the government more

I got elected to run the government more efficiently, lower taxes. — Phil Roe

Winning Funny Quotes By Craig D. Lounsbrough: The world screams, 'Stay down, it's safer.' My

The world screams, 'Stay down, it's safer.' My soul screams, 'So is being dead. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

Winning Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Some people play a horse to win, some

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman

Winning Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.

I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me. — Carroll Bryant

Winning Funny Quotes By Prince: Act your age, not your shoe size.

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Winning Funny Quotes By David Coleman: Don't tell those coming in the final result

Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo. — David Coleman

Winning Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: If all those psychics know the winning lottery

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright

Winning Funny Quotes By Steve Jobs: The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it

The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it. — Steve Jobs

Winning Funny Quotes By Johnny Hunt: You should use your influence to help other

You should use your influence to help other platforms succeed. — Johnny Hunt

Winning Funny Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt. — Stephen Colbert

Winning Funny Quotes By Dan Wells: If you want to survive in this world,

If you want to survive in this world, you need to stop asking why people work together, and just start working together. — Dan Wells

Winning Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

Winning Funny Quotes By Vinnie Jones: Winning doesn't really matter as long as you

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win — Vinnie Jones

Winning Funny Quotes By Zane: I have butterflies in my stomach.

I have butterflies in my stomach. — Zane

Winning Funny Quotes By Zoey Dean: Life, love, boys - it was all about

Life, love, boys - it was all about balance.
~Anna Percy — Zoey Dean

Winning Funny Quotes By Joey Logano: It's funny how the whole team gets quiet

It's funny how the whole team gets quiet when you're about to win a Daytona 500. — Joey Logano

Winning Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: The way I figure it, if you can't

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron

Winning Funny Quotes By Dan Quayle: Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000. — Dan Quayle

Winning Funny Quotes By John Madden: In order for this team to win the

In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball. — John Madden

Winning Funny Quotes By Jock Stein: It's not religion that's the problem - it's

It's not religion that's the problem - it's the lack of religion! — Jock Stein

Winning Funny Quotes By David Letterman: The European countries are really hoping to do

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash. — David Letterman

Winning Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami