Wig Quotes
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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
— Carrot Top
You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it.
— Mariah Carey
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away.
— Stephen Hawking
Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!
— Stan Freberg
For Heaven's sake discard the monstrous wig which makes the English judges look like rats peeping through bunches of oakum
— Thomas Jefferson
Sometimes I listen to them and sometimes I just watch the perfect line of Coin's hair and try to decide if it's a wig.
— Suzanne Collins
Uh, I do not wear a wig in 'Star Trek' like I did in 'Bottle Shock,' thank God. 'Bottle Shock' will be the last wig movie I ever do.
— Chris Pine
I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.
— Melissa McCarthy
The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else.
— Cesar Romero
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.
— Phil Hartman
Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
— J.K. Rowling
They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.
— Cesar Romero
Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.
— Nicolas Cage
I'm going to need a wig.
— Khalia Hades
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig.
— Tia Carrere
There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina.
— Edward Lear
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
— Alan Carr
I have a wig for when I go outside among the regular folks, so they don't feel uncomfortable because I have a Day-Glo color somewhere in my hair.
— Cyndi Lauper
I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.
— James St. James
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.
— Ashley Jensen
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.
— Benjamin Franklin
What's in your head is more important than what's on your head. - THE WIG: Crazy Summer
— Renata Suerth
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
— Zach Galifianakis
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.
— Jolene Blalock
Your wig steers the gig.
— Lord Buckley
Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel - Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
— J.K. Rowling
I've taken my cue from people here and from viewers, especially survivors-who said, 'When it's time to literally flip your wig, you'll know.'
— Robin Roberts
A wig is a wig is a wig.
— Billy Zane
Every woman is a character - but people need to see I'm a regular human. It's like you wear a pink wig and you're no longer human all of sudden.
— Nicki Minaj
The first rappers I ever got into were Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, and Nas. Those are the guys. Those are the dudes that flipped my wig.
— Action Bronson
I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.
— Sherri Shepherd
To this it must be added, that life in a wig is to a large class of people much more terrifying and impressive than life with its own head of hair ...
— Charles Dickens
Fine tuning the institutions built by powdered wig guys two hundred years ago is a long shot at holding the whole thing together.
— Terence McKenna
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part.
— Eva Gabor
She leaped onto the serpent's head and scratched and growled like a really angry black wig.
— Rick Riordan
Nobody used to look at George Washington, with his wooden teeth, in his powdered wig, and say, Fashion Victim.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I wonder if Effie will still be wearing that silly pink wig, or is she'll be sporting some other unnatural color especially for the Victor Tour.
— Suzanne Collins
Blondes do have more fun. But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I'm wearing a wig.
— Emma Stone
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week.
— Colleen Atwood
I'm five minutes late to Russian literature, where Mrs. Mahone and her wig assign us a ten-page paper on The Brothers Karamazov.
— Jennifer Niven
To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away.
— Lord Buckley
I've worn wigs. I've done a few plays where I have to wear a wig because they needed longer hair.
— Stark Sands
Have you anything to say to me now, Madam?" he demanded. "Your wig is crooked," I said, and closed my eyes again.
— Diana Gabaldon
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
Well, you can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig.
— Shemar Moore
I am all for trying out various kinds of hair styles. I have even worn a wig earlier in a film where I essayed the part of a woman.
— Riteish Deshmukh
A wasp in a wig is altogether beyond the appliances of art.
— John Tenniel
A man with a wig has something to hide.
— Ben Tolosa
She took off her wheel, took off her bell, took off her wig, said, how do I smell? I hot footed it barenaked out the window.
— Bob Dylan
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.
— Andy Warhol
President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it.
— Nikki Sixx
I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that's already done. It's dress up for your hair!
— Felicity Huffman
WYTIWYG" (pronounced "witty-wig"): What You Test Is What You Get.
— Kelly Gallagher
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
...I'll stake my wig there's fever here.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.
— Hank Azaria
We want to pigeonhole things and people, but it is absurd to regard me just as a furry wig-and-britches actor.
— Dominic Cooper
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different.
— Susan Egan
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
— Frank Moore Colby