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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

Don't shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care. — Jarod Kintz

It is impossible to be angry for very long with a man who wears a wig. — Auberon Waugh

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. — Mariah Carey

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. — Stephen Hawking

Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig! — Stan Freberg

For Heaven's sake discard the monstrous wig which makes the English judges look like rats peeping through bunches of oakum — Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes I listen to them and sometimes I just watch the perfect line of Coin's hair and try to decide if it's a wig. — Suzanne Collins

Uh, I do not wear a wig in 'Star Trek' like I did in 'Bottle Shock,' thank God. 'Bottle Shock' will be the last wig movie I ever do. — Chris Pine

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out. — Michael R. Burch

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig. — Melissa McCarthy

Every man looks better in a powdered wig. — Various

The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else. — Cesar Romero

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. — Phil Hartman

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. — Nicki Minaj

Dudley looked like a pig in a wig. — J.K. Rowling

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache. — Cesar Romero

Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig. — Nicolas Cage

I'm going to need a wig. — Khalia Hades

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. — Tia Carrere

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina. — Edward Lear

There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig. — Dolly Parton

Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness. — Mason Cooley

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

I have a wig for when I go outside among the regular folks, so they don't feel uncomfortable because I have a Day-Glo color somewhere in my hair. — Cyndi Lauper

I needed to make my wig ogg because I no longer wanted to apologize for who I am — Viola Davis

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit. — James St. James

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. — Tina Fey

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. — Ashley Jensen

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. — Benjamin Franklin

What's in your head is more important than what's on your head. - THE WIG: Crazy Summer — Renata Suerth

Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig. — Kate Mara

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective. — Zach Galifianakis

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' — Dolly Parton

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed. — Jolene Blalock

Your wig steers the gig. — Lord Buckley

Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel - Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig. — J.K. Rowling

I've taken my cue from people here and from viewers, especially survivors-who said, 'When it's time to literally flip your wig, you'll know.' — Robin Roberts

It seemed to Julian that there was far too much hair in his wig. — Stendhal

A wig is a wig is a wig. — Billy Zane

Every woman is a character - but people need to see I'm a regular human. It's like you wear a pink wig and you're no longer human all of sudden. — Nicki Minaj

The first rappers I ever got into were Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, and Nas. Those are the guys. Those are the dudes that flipped my wig. — Action Bronson

I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house. — Sherri Shepherd

To this it must be added, that life in a wig is to a large class of people much more terrifying and impressive than life with its own head of hair ... — Charles Dickens

Fine tuning the institutions built by powdered wig guys two hundred years ago is a long shot at holding the whole thing together. — Terence McKenna

Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig. Harry — J.K. Rowling

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. — Eva Gabor

She leaped onto the serpent's head and scratched and growled like a really angry black wig. — Rick Riordan

Nobody used to look at George Washington, with his wooden teeth, in his powdered wig, and say, Fashion Victim. — Chuck Palahniuk

I wonder if Effie will still be wearing that silly pink wig, or is she'll be sporting some other unnatural color especially for the Victor Tour. — Suzanne Collins

Blondes do have more fun. But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I'm wearing a wig. — Emma Stone

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. — Colleen Atwood

I'm five minutes late to Russian literature, where Mrs. Mahone and her wig assign us a ten-page paper on The Brothers Karamazov. — Jennifer Niven

To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away. — Lord Buckley

I've worn wigs. I've done a few plays where I have to wear a wig because they needed longer hair. — Stark Sands

Have you anything to say to me now, Madam?" he demanded. "Your wig is crooked," I said, and closed my eyes again. — Diana Gabaldon

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson

Well, you can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. — Shemar Moore

I am all for trying out various kinds of hair styles. I have even worn a wig earlier in a film where I essayed the part of a woman. — Riteish Deshmukh

A wasp in a wig is altogether beyond the appliances of art. — John Tenniel

A man with a wig has something to hide. — Ben Tolosa

She took off her wheel, took off her bell, took off her wig, said, how do I smell? I hot footed it barenaked out the window. — Bob Dylan

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. — Andy Warhol

President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it. — Nikki Sixx

I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that's already done. It's dress up for your hair! — Felicity Huffman

WYTIWYG" (pronounced "witty-wig"): What You Test Is What You Get. — Kelly Gallagher

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. — Ginnifer Goodwin

...I'll stake my wig there's fever here. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. — Hank Azaria

We want to pigeonhole things and people, but it is absurd to regard me just as a furry wig-and-britches actor. — Dominic Cooper

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. — Susan Egan

As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad — Rhod Gilbert

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? — Frank Moore Colby

I don't wear a wig. I'd feel terrible onstage with a wig. I hate to be so 'Actors Studio'-ish, but I like to feel it's me out there. — Elaine Stritch

I was changing my outfits, my looks, my wig, sometimes several times a day. That's when I know my soul is restless. — Lady Gaga