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The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.
— Chris Kasparoza
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
— Thabo Mbeki
I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."
~Evan Loehr — Jessica Scott
~Evan Loehr — Jessica Scott
Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. Is that supposed to be a used condom?
— Shelly Laurenston
I thought you were trying to prove to the board you're responsible?'
'I'll use a condom. Does that count? — Sarah Morgan
'I'll use a condom. Does that count? — Sarah Morgan
Brownies and a condom.
— Jill Shalvis
My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means "too stupid to use a condom.
— John Goode
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.
— Stephen King
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.
— Jennifer Weiner
If you want to stop, tell me now," he said as he ripped open a condom wrapper.
"Stop and I kill you. — Katie Reus
"Stop and I kill you. — Katie Reus
It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
— Christine Zolendz
You'll kiss me after I rim you." Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. "But a used condom on the floor you have a problem with?
— Ethan Day
It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.
— Naomi Wolf
So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say
— Kenneth Eade
Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty.
— Lauren Beukes
Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.
— Merlyn Gabriel Miller
And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl.
— Christina Lauren
Sex without a condom was just a physical symbol of an emotional barricade destroyed.
— Melanie Harlow
I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.
— Jane Fonda
I don't have a condom.
— Kendall Ryan
I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.)
— Jarod Kintz
Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine regret in his eyes. "I'm sorry, I got so carried away. You're on birth control, right?
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I said,
— Mary Calmes
President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - "Safer, Stronger, and Tested." Isn't that a condom ad?
— Jay Leno
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
— Bill Engvall