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Were A Condom Quotes By Big Sean: I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out. Big Sean
Were A Condom Quotes By Katt Williams: Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. Katt Williams
Were A Condom Quotes By Thabo Mbeki: If we only said safe sex, use a If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country. Thabo Mbeki
Were A Condom Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Brownies and a condom. Brownies and a condom. Jill Shalvis
Were A Condom Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Worry is to human beings ... what a Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Were A Condom Quotes By Bill Engvall: A condom is a rubber thing shaped like A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums. — Bill Engvall
Were A Condom Quotes By Jay Leno: President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - "Safer, Stronger, and Tested." Isn't that a condom ad? — Jay Leno
Were A Condom Quotes By Mary Calmes: It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I said, — Mary Calmes
Were A Condom Quotes By Jodi Ellen Malpas: Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine regret in his eyes. "I'm sorry, I got so carried away. You're on birth control, right? — Jodi Ellen Malpas
Were A Condom Quotes By Rita Rudner: An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work. — Rita Rudner
Were A Condom Quotes By Subhasis Das: Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy is a condom and not a biscuit — Subhasis Das
Were A Condom Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I put the penis in happiness. I put I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.) — Jarod Kintz
Were A Condom Quotes By Kendall Ryan: I don't have a condom. I don't have a condom. — Kendall Ryan
Were A Condom Quotes By Jane Fonda: I would think that if you understood what I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom. — Jane Fonda
Were A Condom Quotes By Melanie Harlow: Sex without a condom was just a physical Sex without a condom was just a physical symbol of an emotional barricade destroyed. — Melanie Harlow
Were A Condom Quotes By Christina Lauren: And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl. — Christina Lauren
Were A Condom Quotes By Merlyn Gabriel Miller: Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller
Were A Condom Quotes By Lauren Beukes: But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty. — Lauren Beukes
Were A Condom Quotes By John Goode: My parents were high school sweethearts, which is My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means "too stupid to use a condom. — John Goode
Were A Condom Quotes By Kenneth Eade: So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say — Kenneth Eade
Were A Condom Quotes By Jayce O'Neal: There is no such thing as safe sex, There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul. — Jayce O'Neal
Were A Condom Quotes By Jane Davitt: Tell me you spotted a condom tree over Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube. — Jane Davitt
Were A Condom Quotes By Tariq Ali: I think the Americans fished out the same I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it. — Tariq Ali
Were A Condom Quotes By Booth: What are you gonna help us with? That What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom? — Booth
Were A Condom Quotes By Stephen King: Do you happen to have another Condom? I Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches. — Stephen King
Were A Condom Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have a couple of 'doing caps' in I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari
Were A Condom Quotes By Jennifer Weiner: The condom broke. I know how stupid that The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. — Jennifer Weiner
Were A Condom Quotes By Katie Reus: If you want to stop, tell me now," If you want to stop, tell me now," he said as he ripped open a condom wrapper.
"Stop and I kill you. — Katie Reus
Were A Condom Quotes By Clive James: Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts ... — Clive James
Were A Condom Quotes By Owen Wilson: You know you're in love when you wear You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson
Were A Condom Quotes By Christine Zolendz: It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one, — Christine Zolendz
Were A Condom Quotes By Ethan Day: You'll kiss me after I rim you." Wade You'll kiss me after I rim you." Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. "But a used condom on the floor you have a problem with? — Ethan Day
Were A Condom Quotes By Naomi Wolf: It seemed to me, watching, that if you It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom. — Naomi Wolf