Vibrators Quotes
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Vibrators Quotes & Sayings
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They should hand out vibrators if they're going to demand so much of you that you can't find time for a private life.
— Meg Wolitzer
I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box.
— Henry Blodget
Men for the most part are a pain in the keister. Vibrators are a girl's best friend.
— Rachel Gibson
Emulate greatness to be great.
— Debasish Mridha
I will prove my innocence, ... I guarantee the Filipino people that I will be vindicated because the truth is on my side.
— Joseph Estrada
Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
— Anne Heche
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
— Madonna Ciccone
Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.
— Doug Stanhope
Taste and see that the LORD is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in him. (PSALM 34:8)
— Lysa TerKeurst
Corpses are incapable of offering informed consent, and are hence no better than vibrators.
— Seanan McGuire
I would handle the deep intellectual matters, like vibrators; she would handle the social sphere.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
should be a class in college, Vibrators 101.
— Lauren Calhoun
I'm afraid Japanese people tend to collective hysteria.
— Tadashi Yanai
When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could stop talking about vibrators.
— Tara Sivec
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
— Nicki Elson
I thought you'd be entirely self-sufficient.""Oh I am," I shoot back. "You should see my vibrator collection.
— Karina Halle
I will learn to smile at my enemies.
— Philippa Gregory
Belief is not a luxury, it is a biological necessity of the mind.
— Abhijit Naskar
Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time.
— Leisa Rayven
As far as me personally, I guess I'm going to come to the races for as long as I can.
— Roger Penske
Either all days are holy or none are.
— Terry Pratchett