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Very Funny Sales Quotes By Evelyn Glennie: Music really is our daily medicine.

Music really is our daily medicine. — Evelyn Glennie

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Andy Weir: How did I end up in this situation?

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Nenia Campbell: My book sales are way down today. Also,

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Gill Lewis: The vast blue ocean is waiting for her,

The vast blue ocean is waiting for her, and this is only the beginning of her story. — Gill Lewis

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Lawrence Durrell: It is not peace we seek but meaning.

It is not peace we seek but meaning. — Lawrence Durrell

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Tana French: I like incongruity.

I like incongruity. — Tana French

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Karl Lehenbauer: The geeks shall inherit the earth.

The geeks shall inherit the earth. — Karl Lehenbauer

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Charles Bukowski: I am bitter sometimes but the taste has

I am bitter sometimes but the taste has often been sweet. — Charles Bukowski

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Toby Barlow: Days grow hotter and life grows shorter.Time is

Days grow hotter and life grows shorter.
Time is somehow running out.
She flips her pillow
so she won't have to sleep on her tears. — Toby Barlow

Very Funny Sales Quotes By C.P. Sennett: Don't confuse efforts with results....

Don't confuse efforts with results.... — C.P. Sennett

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Did you ever wake up with an erection

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Craig Zobel: When I'm directing, I can look at something

When I'm directing, I can look at something that I wrote and say, "This doesn't make sense." There's a lot more intuition and gut involved. — Craig Zobel

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Emile M. Cioran: Each concession we make is accompanied by an

Each concession we make is accompanied by an inner diminution of which we are not immediately conscious. — Emile M. Cioran

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Leila Sales: I glared at him. "You came all the

I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. — Leila Sales

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Alice Cooper: We try to be as much involved in

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us. — Alice Cooper

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Agatha Christie: The impossible could not have happened, therefore the

The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances. — Agatha Christie

Very Funny Sales Quotes By Armand Hammer: My batting average has been good, so people

My batting average has been good, so people ask how much luck is involved. I tell them when I work 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, I get lucky. — Armand Hammer