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Music really is our daily medicine. — Evelyn Glennie

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

The vast blue ocean is waiting for her, and this is only the beginning of her story. — Gill Lewis

It is not peace we seek but meaning. — Lawrence Durrell

I like incongruity. — Tana French

The geeks shall inherit the earth. — Karl Lehenbauer

I am bitter sometimes but the taste has often been sweet. — Charles Bukowski

Days grow hotter and life grows shorter.
Time is somehow running out.
She flips her pillow
so she won't have to sleep on her tears. — Toby Barlow

Don't confuse efforts with results.... — C.P. Sennett

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

When I'm directing, I can look at something that I wrote and say, "This doesn't make sense." There's a lot more intuition and gut involved. — Craig Zobel

Each concession we make is accompanied by an inner diminution of which we are not immediately conscious. — Emile M. Cioran

I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. — Leila Sales

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us. — Alice Cooper

The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances. — Agatha Christie

My batting average has been good, so people ask how much luck is involved. I tell them when I work 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, I get lucky. — Armand Hammer