Vernon Dursley Quotes

What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess we got that one wrong? — H.M. Ward

The world is a republic of mediocrities, and always was. — Thomas Carlyle

Once a suggestion has entered the general atmosphere of human thought, it is very difficult to neutralise it. — Patricia Wentworth

He hurried to car and set off home, hoping he was imagining things, which he had never hoped before, because he didn't approve of imagination. — J.K. Rowling

I was the darkest skinned person in my family. I remember how I used to feel - like I wasn't pretty enough, or I wasn't good enough. — Rapsody

Working with Barneys, and choosing the looks, I was thinking about whether a real woman would buy this outfit and feel beautiful and comfortable. — Carine Roitfeld

If you want to win the World Cup, you need to play against the best national teams in the world. — Javier Hernandez

Look, I'm a coach, I'm not Harry Potter. He is magical, but in reality there is no magic. Magic is fiction and football is real. — Jose Mourinho

I'm not trying to be a solution or create a freer, utopian world. I think my music dreams of it, though. — Jenny Hval

If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope? — Gordon Downie

Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he? — J.K. Rowling

Being a witch meant going into places you didn't want to go. — Terry Pratchett

You often see shocks in the League Cup, even when you don't expect them — Jan Molby