Vending Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Vending

Vending Quotes & Sayings

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Time turns our lies into truth — Gene Wolfe

The vending machines hummed softly, as though mulling over some grave decision... — Dean Koontz

Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there? — Kevin Hearne

I am at that age when you panic at the slightest thing. — Rupert Everett

Just because you have beautiful eyes doesn't mean you're deep: a love story. When — Melissa Broder

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. — Mitch Hedberg

When I'm in the starting gate, it's just me and the hill. — Mikaela Shiffrin

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero

God is not a vending machine where if you put in enough prayer quarters we get a Reese's Pieces bag that pops out. — Joel C. Rosenberg

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. — Alex Comfort

She ate ramen noodles from the vending machine, their texture just a few molecular recombinations from the Styrofoam cup containing them. — Amy Waldman

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. — Caroline Rhea

The only way we can change an enemy to a friend is by forgiveness. — Debasish Mridha

It's by stooping that fingers create a fist, and by standing tall that they give us open palms. — Agona Apell

I am a character actress. Well, let's say, I am a leading character actress who does interesting, odd parts. — Imelda Staunton

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America. — David Sedaris

A library is the first step of a thousand journeys, portal to a thousand worlds. — Orson Scott Card

There's nothing wrong with falling in love and sharing your life with someone. — Lily James

I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink. — Mathias Dopfner

We're not exactly going to the wilderness, Shane. You don't have to take everything. There are vending machines. — Rachel Caine

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns ... the writers are back! — Jon Stewart

If someone tells you that you can achieve your dreams with little to no work, they are lying to you. — John Patrick Hickey

We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines. — Joan Lunden

When it's your business, I'll let you know. — Trish Doller

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. — Robert C. Gallagher

One simply turns to the ideological vending machine, and out comes the prepared formulae. — Daniel Bell

Tobacco kills a lot of people, but cigarette vending machines are killing that woman by stealing her job. — Otsuichi

About half the people in the world dislike their own name. — Haruki Murakami

The ultimate aim in life should be to fulfill to the utmost all that within our ability and to share that which is good and beautiful. — Yehudi Menuhin

It is not a vending-machine world, however, in which every coin of sin that is inserted results in individually packaged retribution. — Anonymous

The lazy Christian has his mouth full of complaints, when the active Christian has his heart full of comforts. — Thomas Brooks

If you treat what you value most in life more like a garden and less like a vending machine, you'll probably be happier. (from You Oughta Know By Now) — Brian P. Cleary