Vegetarians Quotes

Vegetarianism is the first turning away from life, because life lives on lives. Vegetarians are just eating something that can't run away. — Joseph Campbell

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. — Aisha Tyler

But vegetarians can eat this ... Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just sh$*. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me. — Lish McBride

I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians. — Mahatma Gandhi

Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters. — Oliver Sykes

I can't be sure, of course, but I'd compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke. - Edward Cullen — Stephenie Meyer

I adore shooting photographs. It's like being a hunter. But some hunters are vegetarians - which is my
relationship to photography. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Julia dealt with rules the way she later dealt with vegetarians; she pretended they didn't exist. — Bob Spitz

A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad. — Jeffery Russell

They were very up-to-date and advanced people. They were vegetarians, non-smokers and teetotalers and wore a special kind of underclothes. In — C.S. Lewis

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest. — Ardal O'Hanlon

Right now, I'm pro-leave beef alone. Big shout-out to all the vegetarians who don't want beef! — Ja Rule

The heart of vegetarians is healed sooner than those of flesh-eaters. — Virchand Gandhi

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J.B. Morton

Ethical vegetarians eat only plant-based food in order to show compassion toward animals and other humans and to benefit the planet. — Sharon Gannon

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world. — Dirk Benedict

Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit. — Anthony Bourdain

In fact, we are designed anatomically to be vegetarians. — Sharon Gannon

I'm not a vegetarian. But I think people who are vegetarians, they are actually more virtuous than the rest of us. I think they should be admired. — Tyler Cowen

I'm considered a health nut amongst vampires. I usually feed only on vegetarians. — Johnny B. Truant

In every respect, vegans appear to enjoy equal or better health in comparison to both vegetarians and non-vegetarians. — T. Colin Campbell

Vegetarians are at best kindly but unrealistic. At worst they are delusional sentimentalists. — Jonathan Safran Foer

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat — Steven Wright

I have no interest in vegetarians whatsoever. Zero. Less than zero. — Wylie Dufresne

Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. — Anthony Bourdain

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. — Finley Peter Dunne

Nothing irritated her more than these high-and-mighty vegetarians who ate meat sometimes and then decided that it didn't really count. — David Sedaris

Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming. — Joseph Campbell

Vegetarians in general don't like me. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Heidrich and Himmler tried to eliminate obesity among the SS, Professor Saeki said. Himmler's dream was that one day, all Germans would be vegetarians — Project Itoh

My family members are vegetarians, but I like mutton and chicken seekh kebabs. — Suresh Raina

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. — Finley Peter Dunne

So the moral of the story
is that God hates vegetarians. — Cory O'Brien

I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat. — Antony Worrall Thompson

If modern civilised man had to keep the animals he eats, the number of vegetarians would rise astronomically. — Christian Morgenstern

They're not vegetarians because they love cows and pigs, it's because they love attention. — Adam Carolla

Are there any vegetarians among cannibals? — Bill Vaughan

Don't even get me started. I'm not against all vegetarians. But if you're a vegetarian for ethical reasons, you may be causing more harm. — David Chang

Pacifists are like sheep who believe that wolves are vegetarians. — Yves Montand

Did you really say y'all to me? Did i actually make a political statement to which your non sequitur reply was, 'Are y'all vegetarians? — Blanche McCrary Boyd

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

If we each had to butcher our own meat, there would be a great increase in the number of vegetarians. — Ernest Howard Crosby

If you own a butcher shop, don't hire vegetarians. To hire the right people, you have to let the wrong people go. — Robert Kiyosaki

I believe if the viewing of slaughter was required to eat meat, most folks would become vegetarians. — Howard Lyman

Only few people know that Turkey is the vegetarians' paradise. — Chef Deniz

He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time. — George Bernard Shaw

I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing. — Molly Ivins

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. — Ted Nugent

All breathing beings are spiritual; this includes everyone who breathes, whether they are animals or humans, carnivores or vegetarians. — Sharon Gannon

The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

However healthy you think you are, remember that vegetarians die too. — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Vegetarians may be appalled, but much of gardening is actually raising animals: the tiny ones under the earth's surface — Toby Hemenway