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Vasectomy Quotes & Sayings

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Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. And if you can't do that, force a smile on your face and sob into your pillow later. — Alice Kuipers

And there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars. — Abraham Verghese

We've enjoyed laying the foundation for 'The Flash' series. — Marc Guggenheim

If you develop love, you do not need to develop anything else. — Sathya Sai Baba

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry

Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells. — Jay Leno

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy. — George Clooney

Roughly 90 percent of songs have mating as their central theme, and this holds true regardless of cultural setting or historical period. — Gad Saad

America will never run ... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders. — George W. Bush

Poetry is the shortest distance between two humans. — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I guess the toughest things in translations are word play, which can never be reproduced exactly. — Paul Auster

Description begins in the writer's imagination, but should finish in the reader's. — Stephen King

Refuse to ruin a perfectly good today by thinking about a bad yesterday — Linda Poindexter

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Even as I think them, the words lose their context, dissolve into grains of absurdity in the vast ocean of day-to-day hunger. — Isaac Marion

Don't get a movie confused with real life. I'm a well-rounded human being like everyone else. — Ice Cube

An Israeli woman is not like women in our societies, because she is a soldier. — Yusuf Al-Qaradawi

There does seem to be some evidence that as people get older, they procrastinate less, perhaps because they feel the pressure of time more. — James Surowiecki

With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one. — Rodney Dangerfield

If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy. — John G. Rowland

Before I go on stage I pretend that everyone loves me. — Adam Levine

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy — Josh Stern

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. — Shanola Hampton