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Vasectomy Quotes By Alice Kuipers: Don't cry because it's over; smile because it

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. And if you can't do that, force a smile on your face and sob into your pillow later. — Alice Kuipers

Vasectomy Quotes By Abraham Verghese: And there will be no more interruptions and

And there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars. — Abraham Verghese

Vasectomy Quotes By Marc Guggenheim: We've enjoyed laying the foundation for 'The Flash'

We've enjoyed laying the foundation for 'The Flash' series. — Marc Guggenheim

Vasectomy Quotes By Sathya Sai Baba: If you develop love, you do not need

If you develop love, you do not need to develop anything else. — Sathya Sai Baba

Vasectomy Quotes By Dave Barry: I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry

Vasectomy Quotes By Jay Leno: Family planning experts are now recommending giving men

Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells. — Jay Leno

Vasectomy Quotes By George Clooney: After doing One Fine Day and playing a

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy. — George Clooney

Vasectomy Quotes By Gad Saad: Roughly 90 percent of songs have mating as

Roughly 90 percent of songs have mating as their central theme, and this holds true regardless of cultural setting or historical period. — Gad Saad

Vasectomy Quotes By George W. Bush: America will never run ... And we will

America will never run ... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders. — George W. Bush

Vasectomy Quotes By Lawrence Ferlinghetti: Poetry is the shortest distance between two humans.

Poetry is the shortest distance between two humans. — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Vasectomy Quotes By Paul Auster: I guess the toughest things in translations are

I guess the toughest things in translations are word play, which can never be reproduced exactly. — Paul Auster

Vasectomy Quotes By Stephen King: Description begins in the writer's imagination, but should

Description begins in the writer's imagination, but should finish in the reader's. — Stephen King

Vasectomy Quotes By Linda Poindexter: Refuse to ruin a perfectly good today by

Refuse to ruin a perfectly good today by thinking about a bad yesterday — Linda Poindexter

Vasectomy Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man had his vasectomy done at

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Vasectomy Quotes By Isaac Marion: Even as I think them, the words lose

Even as I think them, the words lose their context, dissolve into grains of absurdity in the vast ocean of day-to-day hunger. — Isaac Marion

Vasectomy Quotes By Ice Cube: Don't get a movie confused with real life.

Don't get a movie confused with real life. I'm a well-rounded human being like everyone else. — Ice Cube

Vasectomy Quotes By Yusuf Al-Qaradawi: An Israeli woman is not like women in

An Israeli woman is not like women in our societies, because she is a soldier. — Yusuf Al-Qaradawi

Vasectomy Quotes By James Surowiecki: There does seem to be some evidence that

There does seem to be some evidence that as people get older, they procrastinate less, perhaps because they feel the pressure of time more. — James Surowiecki

Vasectomy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: With my doctor, I don't get no respect.

With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one. — Rodney Dangerfield

Vasectomy Quotes By John G. Rowland: If you make one mistake, it can result

If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy. — John G. Rowland

Vasectomy Quotes By Adam Levine: Before I go on stage I pretend that

Before I go on stage I pretend that everyone loves me. — Adam Levine

Vasectomy Quotes By Josh Stern: Y'know, men and women are a lot alike

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy — Josh Stern

Vasectomy Quotes By Shanola Hampton: I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. — Shanola Hampton