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Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: So," Frank said. "Your name isn't Sammy?"Leo scowled.

So," Frank said. "Your name isn't Sammy?"
Leo scowled. "What kind of question is that?"
"Nothing," Frank said quickly. "I just - Nothing. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm just a repair guy who can throw

I'm just a repair guy who can throw the occasional fireball. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs.

That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: He was making a brave attempt, but Jason

He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!""Holy Hephaestus,"

Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!"
"Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: People of Earth, I come in peace!

People of Earth, I come in peace! — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oh ... bank vaults," Leo said. "Never thought

Oh ... bank vaults," Leo said. "Never thought about that. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: All aboard for one last trip.

All aboard for one last trip. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Alexandra Paul: When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I

When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon! — Alexandra Paul

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: We were absolutely destined to meet your hot

We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Want to hit Leo?That is understandableHunk muffin earned

Want to hit Leo?
That is understandable
Hunk muffin earned it — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: This is Buford," Leo announced. "You name your

This is Buford," Leo announced.
"You name your furniture?" Frank asked. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Team Leo!~ Leo valdez

Team Leo!~ Leo valdez — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: The only thing they had in common was

The only thing they had in common was Calypso, and every time Leo thought about that he wanted to punch Percy in the face. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm

We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint

As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike's chariot. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split."Frank groaned.

We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split."
Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia? — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Thalia ignored him as usual (which no doubt

Thalia ignored him as usual (which no doubt meant she thought he was as cool as ever). — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: He hated being filled with terror. It was

He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Luis Valdez: No Statue of Liberty ever greeted our arrival

No Statue of Liberty ever greeted our arrival in this country ... we did not, in fact, come to the United States at all. The United States came to us. — Luis Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo: "I can't believe I thought you were

Leo: "I can't believe I thought you were hot."
Khione's face turned red. "Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold, Leo Valdez. Very, very cold. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady.

Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!! Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Dolen Perkins-Valdez: My children ain't the only thing I love.

My children ain't the only thing I love. If I was allowed, I reckon I'd love myself, too. — Dolen Perkins-Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I dont like to think. it interfers with

I dont like to think. it interfers with being nuts
leo valdez — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Why are we being chased by evil espresso

Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?! — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm all about doing the impossible.

I'm all about doing the impossible. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo Valdez!" the spirit howled. "Open this gate

Leo Valdez!" the spirit howled. "Open this gate or I will kill you!"
"A fair and generous offer!" Leo said. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: You must forge your own path for it

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Who's possessing who now, Casper?

Who's possessing who now, Casper? — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Akmon squealed with delight. I knew you were

Akmon squealed with delight. I knew you were as smart as Hercules! I will call you Black Bottom, the Sequel! — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Lisa Valdez: However, I am accustomed to not having what

However, I am accustomed to not having what I want. — Lisa Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oh, yeah?" Leo growled. "Well, maybe you got

Oh, yeah?" Leo growled. "Well, maybe you got the smoke, buddy, but I've got the fire. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Smile and joke, even when you don't feel

Smile and joke, even when you don't feel like it.
ESPECIALLY when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: She wanted me to betray you guys, and

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: She grabbed his face and pulled him into

She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: BEHOLD THE CHEDDAR!" [Leo] announced. "ALL HAIL THE

BEHOLD THE CHEDDAR!" [Leo] announced. "ALL HAIL THE CHEESE CONQUERORS! — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt

Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my

This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... "
"Repair boy."
"Very funny, Piper. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY

Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, ESPERANZA VALDEZ!" His — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: He'd heard about people who ascended too quickly

He'd heard about people who ascended too quickly and developed nitrogen bubbles in their blood. Leo wanted to avoid carbonated blood. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By James Woods: My second ex-wife was really kind of like

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. — James Woods

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny

Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: The future for Commander Tool Belt was not

The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot. — Rick Riordan

Passion: "Your profile ought to be pressed upon a coin."
Mark: "Your body ought to be pressed upon mine. — Lisa Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Dolen Perkins-Valdez: Plans if you were going to go with

Plans if you were going to go with this woman? come here. — Dolen Perkins-Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who

The eidolons started pounding on the door.
'Who is it?' Leo called.
'Valdez!'
'Valdez who? — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Pedro Luis Adames Valdez: Dreams are the fingerprints of your future

Dreams are the fingerprints of your future — Pedro Luis Adames Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Look, lady, we're not going to go all

Look, lady, we're not going to go all HUNGER GAMES on each other. Isn't going to happen. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm

I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Luis Valdez: The library (in the migrant community) I grew

The library (in the migrant community) I grew up in was my only link to the outside world. — Luis Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Anonymous: Should we consider the Exxon Valdez spill a

Should we consider the Exxon Valdez spill a "success," since it boosted GDP? ========== Culture Jam: — Anonymous

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Let's boogie,' he (Leo) said. 'Before I come

Let's boogie,' he (Leo) said. 'Before I come to my senses — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Jason wondered why his expression seemed farmiliar. The

Jason wondered why his expression seemed farmiliar. The he realised. Nico Di Angelo had looked the same way after facing cupid.
Leo was heartsick. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Is it true cats wont stay in a

Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted? — Jeff Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Laughter is a good way to hide pain"-

Laughter is a good way to hide pain"- Leo Valdez — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the

Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Lisa Valdez: My Sleeping Beauty ~ I kissed you, but

My Sleeping Beauty ~ I kissed you, but you did not wake. I find this strange for I know I am your prince. — Lisa Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: You can't burn me.

You can't burn me. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Lisa Valdez: Be she alewife,fishmonger, washerwoman, or whore; the woman

Be she alewife,
fishmonger, washerwoman, or whore; the woman who fucks my whole cock shall I take to church's
door. — Lisa Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: All da cows love Leo.

All da cows love Leo. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I try not to think. It interferes with

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts - Leo Valdez — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug."Back from

Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug.
"Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps! — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm coming back for you Calypso," he said

I'm coming back for you Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear on the river Styx. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez

Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Jason looked like her was trying to figure

Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter

A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter blades unfolded. Leo was glad Buford the table wasn't here-he would've fallen in love. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: The end of the world made gelato taste

The end of the world made gelato taste a lot better — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Piper patted his shoulder. Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful

Piper patted his shoulder. Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Hello, Hazel Levesque.

Hello, Hazel Levesque. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I mean, I can understand not being as

I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe ... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks? — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to

Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun! — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: One basketball to rule them all.

One basketball to rule them all. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Lisa Valdez: Upon occasion, we misunderstand ourselves, or we lose

Upon occasion, we misunderstand ourselves, or we lose faith. Whichever the case, we say things we think are true, only to find they are not. — Lisa Valdez

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I still don't understand what a sea god

I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: I try very hard to be annoying. Don't

I try very hard to be annoying. Don't insult my ability to annoy. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione]

Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione] said. "I have sent him to a place from which he can never return. — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Why would you come to Italy to see

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it? — Rick Riordan

Valdez Quotes By Rick Riordan: Shut up, me" Leo said out loud."What?" Piper

Shut up, me" Leo said out loud.
"What?" Piper asked.
"Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool. — Rick Riordan