Unicorns Quotes
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Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.
— Olley White
But now here they are, right in front of me. It's like seeing unicorns. I want to hear them purr.
— Margaret Atwood
When Unicorns headbutt, there are no winners
— Josh Stern
Thinking of unicorns and rainbows isn't going to make this nightmare go away, but it's a start. Putting
— Yolanda Olson
Eat dirt evil doer!
— A.R. Von
Laughter is a gift from God. When we refuse to accept it, it makes Him want to take it back. Like the unicorns.
— John Acuff
My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it's like ahh, unicorns.
— Dougie Poynter
She was a goddamn unicorn of selfishness.
— Victoria Dahl
There's no unicorns that pop out the ceiling and no glitter that pops out of my pocket. It's just regular people in the studio doing what we do.
— B.J. The Chicago Kid
Love isn't all rainbows and unicorns all thetime. And neither is life. Sometimes life is really
freaking hard. — J. Sterling
We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves.
— Gillian Flynn
I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.
— Laura Benanti
When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek.
— Nicholas Stuart Gray
What is it with girls and vampires?" charlie asked, trying to smile. "They're pretty and they sparkle in the sun, just like unicorns."
Scout — Tammy Blackwell
Wanton stars galloped neighing like unicorns in blue meadows.
— William Faulkner
Luster, bring me home.
— Bruce Coville
Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt;But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get. — Peter S. Beagle
There's something about girls and unicorns that's deep and meaningful. Something about childhood.
— Ted Naifeh
Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.
— Delilah S. Dawson
So you're a real person! I always thought you were a legendary figure, like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi.
— Lemony Snicket
Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!
— Lindsey Johnson
Sara: Tegan just recently discovered that unicorns don't exist.Tegan: I just thought they were extinct. — Tegan Quin
I'm getting pretty tired of unicorns. Could we try to get a regular horse around here for once?
— Margaret Stohl
I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.
— Terry Pratchett
Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.
— Ness Kingsley
Carnivorous unicorns, I thought.
— Ben Aaronovitch
And made Nina see rainbows and stars and stupid-assed unicorns.
— Dakota Cassidy
Rainbows only look good next to Unicorns.
— Shawnee Small
Cynical? Me? I'll have you know that I make daisy-chains and frolic with unicorns on the weekends.
— Bex-chan
You're searching for unicorns among mules.
— Sanjay Nigam
Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.
— Jim Butcher
Unicorns are for those who aren't content with the wonders this world holds...not that I've seen any of it.
— Jonathan Dunne
Fucking unicorns wouldn't be hard to chase, as they'd probably stay in roughly the same spot while they, you know, fuck.
— Erin Kellison
But she knew beyond both hope and vanity that men had changed, and the world with them, because the unicorns were gone.
— Peter S. Beagle
I found the hum of his computer rather soothing, but it was the complete lack of unicorn carcasses that really pulled the room together.
— Diana Peterfreund
I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.
— Gemma Halliday
Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fair, and moonlit woods where unicorns run free.
— Shel Silverstein
A big glowing red dude with the head of a wolf guarded a herd of ... Were those unicorns?
— Rick Riordan
Stars were golden unicorns neighing unheard through blue meadows.
— William Faulkner
Children know perfectly well that unicorns aren't real, but they also know that books about unicorns, if they are good books, are true books.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
Unfortunately, 'post racism' is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie.
— Justin Simien
At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff and before I knew Vageena Hertz.
— Peter Griffin
If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.
— Richard Kadrey
Now I will believe that there are unicorns...
— William Shakespeare
Unicorns and rainbows exist because we want them to.
— Truth Devour
You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror.
— Maurissa Guibord
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there!
— Hemant Mehta
I had choosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies.
— Magenta Periwinkle
A smart person is not one that knows the answers, but one who knows where to find them ...
— William Petersen
It would have been nice to have had unicorns.
— Tom Stoppard
What did you think was going to happen? That Hell would be all unicorns and rainbows?
— Amanda Carlson
You know what you call a herd of unicorns? A blessing. True.
— Matthew Quick
I find the lack of bees in this book disturbing. But I guess the gay unicorns were okay.
— Sophie Peele
Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.
— Mikey Way
Coincidences are like unicorns.you can believe in them all you want,but that doesn't make them real
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Some will say that searching for your dreams is like looking for unicorns in an emerald forest.
— Fennel Hudson
If your child comes home with a stable staff of nurses that remains stable for years without interruption, you might be a family of unicorns
— Charisse Montgomery
What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished.
— Peter S. Beagle
No two Ollivander wands are the same, just as no two unicorns, dragons or phoenixes are quite the same.
— J.K. Rowling
All of my answers were drawings of armored unicorns.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Until that night, she'd categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.
— Amanda Usen
Unicorns are real bastards. And if you'd ever met one personally, you would know what I mean.
— Heather Killough-Walden
Gabe twirls across the floor with his arms spread wide. Unicorns might shoot out of his fingertips, he's so pleased with himself.
— Michelle Warren
Ghosts, unicorns, and gods. That seemed much less of a fantasy than the twenty-first century.
— Rick Riordan
Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.
— Matthew Gray Gubler
