Unexpected Humor Quotes
Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Unexpected Humor
Unexpected Humor Quotes & Sayings
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If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you've had lately, you know your hormones are sending you a signal.
— Ellen Phillips
The unexpected things in life are often the most interesting and can impact us greatly.
— Art Hochberg
Before I can give myself to another I first must give me to myself. Once I know the value of self, I then can allow another to share in my wealth.
— Elizabeth Cook-Howard
I don't like spontaneity; there you go. I'm wary of it.
— Jacques Audiard
If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of miracles.
— Robert Stikmanz
No one can save me except myself.
— Susane Colasanti
People in a hurry cannot think, cannot grow, nor can they decay. They are preserved in a state of perpetual puerility.
— Eric Hoffer
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
— Steve Martin
How totally unexpected, he declared, then proceeded to faint from blood loss.
— Brandon Sanderson
I don't say "oh, I'm a grandmother; I can't wear this anymore." Everything I can't wear I've already given to my daughter.
— Carine Roitfeld
He let the light from the upstairs world enter him and fill him. He gasped aloud with the wonder of it.
— Kate DiCamillo
There is nobody as hopelessly vulgar as a British aristocrat ...
— Charles Finch
trails and across rushing,
— Kent Nerburn
To the man of thought almost nothing is really ridiculous.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
