Uncles Quotes
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Italians and Greeks have uncles, aunts, cousins and grandparents as far as the eye can see.
— Joe Novella
He could see his uncles slugging each other with such force that they had to be in love. Strangers would never want to hurt each other that badly.
— Sherman Alexie
My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me.
— Charles Todd
Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones ... you are invited!
— Anthony Burgess
I had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven.
— Doris Day
Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had.
— Howie Mandel
Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'.
— Richard Dreyfuss
Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle.
— William Shakespeare
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Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me.
— Deon Cole
My family is really, really Southern - I had two uncle Bubbas, and grandparents that we called Big Mama and Big Daddy.
— Laura Lippman
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.
— Alec Douglas-Home
Geoffrey looked startled to see both his great-uncles bearing down upon him with such haste; he hadn't realized men their age could move so fast.
— Sharon Kay Penman
Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!
— William Shakespeare
Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle.
— John F. Kennedy
The offers I get are for grandfathers, uncles - and they often die very quickly in the script.
— Max Von Sydow
My whole family is very artistic - my uncles are all actors and theatre directors.
— Morena Baccarin
The Marine Corps is your family too. You may not have a mother here, but you have a shit pile of fathers, uncles, and brothers.
— Bud Rudesill
Amish children are usually named after aunts or uncles or some other relation. Keeps the family names going.
— Sarah Price
I don't usually get to play fathers or grandfathers or uncles. Now that I'm older, maybe I can play people closer to myself. I'd like that.
— Christopher Walken
Ha!' said the tall man drily. 'He was in high luck. Rich old uncles who die are in shockingly short supply.
— Susanna Clarke
If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
— Woody Allen
Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.
— Anthony Jeselnik
God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake.
— Abraham Joshua Heschel
The emancipated woman has to fight something worse than the crusted prejudices of her uncles; she has to fight the bewilderment in her own soul.
— Walter Lippmann
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them.
— Dolly Parton
I'm not an Uncle Tom ... I'm going to be here for 40 years. For those who don't like it, get over it.
— Clarence Thomas
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And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
— Tiffanie DeBartolo
There is none of my uncle's marks upon you; he taught me how to know a man in love; in which cage of rushes I am sure you are not prisoner.
— William Shakespeare
Didn't Gandalf say "With great power comes great responsibility"? (If it wasn't Gandalf, maybe it was Thomas Jefferson. Or Spider-Man's uncle.)
— Tom Angleberger
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
— Demetri Martin
When I was a boy, one of my uncles had a cabin on a lake in Wisconsin. My family went there for parts of three summers, and I loved it!
— Kevin Henkes
We cannot reform the world ... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock.
— John F. Kennedy
My father and all my uncles on both sides served in the military in World War II and Korea.
— Darrell Issa
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
I've got an uncle myself. Nobody should be held responsible for their uncles. Nature's little throwbacks - that's how I look at it.
— Agatha Christie
When I was a child, our whole family cooked. All my cousins cooked. All my aunts and uncles cooked. It was part of our heritage.
— Mario Batali
I come from a family where soccer has always been very present. My uncles, my father and my brother were all players.
— Ronaldinho
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[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.
— Don Herold
I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.
— Vera Farmiga
I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley.
— Little Richard
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.
— Mark McGrath
My uncle used to love me, but she died.
— Roger Miller
I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon.
— Christopher Titus
And don't knock nepotism, Cheeseman; my well-connected uncles all agree, nepotism made this country what it is today.
— David Mitchell
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
— Chuck Nevitt
It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like.
— James Patterson
My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
Jerrykins, or Pickled Gherkins. Lord Peter was not one of those born uncles who delight old nurses by their
— Dorothy L. Sayers
I've had aunts and uncles who not only haven't read my books but could hardly believe that I was a writer.
— Robert Cormier
My father and uncles and all their friends turned their lungs black trying to satisfy my collector's zeal.
— Edward G. Robinson
A small business person has Uncle Sam as a partner, a partner who puts up no money, does no work, and wants 30 or 40 percent
— Irwin Schiff
Churches were shut down and Stanislaw's father and three uncles had been sent to prison camps for speaking out.
— Fannie Flagg
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house ... so he moved.
— Rodney Dangerfield
They'd drink like men, like their fathers and uncles, like George fucking Washington ...
— Claire Vaye Watkins
The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits.
— Smedley Butler
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was named after my two uncles. Roger Lee and Richard Allen. They simply changed the spelling to Leigh-Allyn to make it more feminine.
— Leigh-Allyn Baker
You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
— Ben Feldman
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
— Thom Yorke
I've been truly protected by my uncles.
— Will.i.am
Now, I have nothing to say against uncles in general. They are usually very excellent people, and very convenient to little boys and girls.
— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik
The kind uncles and aunts of the race are more esteemed than its true spiritual fathers and mothers.
— Henry David Thoreau
Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.
— Bradley Denton
