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Ultimate Funny Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: A person looked at me and said "I

A person looked at me and said "I can't believe you eat ice cream when it's cold out" "I replied oh that's nothing I drink water also when it rains — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Douglas Adams: The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is ... 42! — Douglas Adams

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Billy Bragg: The revoloution is just a T-shirt away.

The revoloution is just a T-shirt away. — Billy Bragg

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Geneen Roth: We eat the way we eat because we

We eat the way we eat because we are afraid to feel what we feel. — Geneen Roth

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Alan Ladd: I wish I were the type who could

I wish I were the type who could walk into a place and have everybody love me. But I'm not, and there's no use wishing. — Alan Ladd

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons

Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. — Jerry Seinfeld

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Jennifer Mathieu: Denying your faith in the Lord was the

Denying your faith in the Lord was the ultimate no-no — Jennifer Mathieu

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Steve Jobs: It doesn't make sense to hire smart people

It doesn't make sense to hire smart people and tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what to do. — Steve Jobs

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Sam Branson: Incarceration has become a business. It is in

Incarceration has become a business. It is in the interest of the police and the prisons to keep locking people up. — Sam Branson

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Anne Enright: To be able to have the space to

To be able to have the space to sit down and write has always been my central policy. — Anne Enright

Ultimate Funny Quotes By Pamela Anderson: I am the ultimate California girl, which is

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian. — Pamela Anderson