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Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Jayne Mansfield: You gotta have a body.

You gotta have a body. — Jayne Mansfield

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By S.A. David: You want a man to come back to

You want a man to come back to you; you don't go saying squalid nonsense. — S.A. David

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Tommy Lee: There was a time when cowboys respected their

There was a time when cowboys respected their horses instead of riding them to death just to show off for a crowd. — Tommy Lee

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Laurie Colwin: Gertje was right. To be an American was

Gertje was right. To be an American was to be blessed with a kind of idiotic but very useful innocence. — Laurie Colwin

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Joey Lawsin: Every creature is a living instruction that runs

Every creature is a living instruction that runs the algorithm of nature. — Joey Lawsin

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: went to sit by a girl with braces

went to sit by a girl with braces and a bad perm. — Stephenie Meyer

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: I don't understand,' said Despereaux.'And you will not

I don't understand,' said Despereaux.
'And you will not understand until you lose what you love ... — Kate DiCamillo

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Anonymous: Remember that while money doesn't buy happiness, the

Remember that while money doesn't buy happiness, the lack of it certainly breeds misery. — Anonymous

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Sasha Grey: 'The Girlfriend Experience' was definitely the break-out. When

'The Girlfriend Experience' was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities. — Sasha Grey

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Cesare Pavese: What is to come will emerge only after

What is to come will emerge only after long suffering, long silence. — Cesare Pavese

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Nick Lampson: We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress. — Nick Lampson

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: I am very proud of the fact I

I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I'm playing golf. — Barack Obama

Two Weeks Notice Funny Quotes By Hosea Ballou: Embark on no enterprise which you cannot submit

Embark on no enterprise which you cannot submit to the test of prayer. — Hosea Ballou