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Science must acknowledge truthfully how much it doesn't know and leave room for mystery, miracles, and the wisdom of nature.
— Christiane Northrup
New Year's Eve always terrifies me.
— Charles Bukowski
Wow, we're identical!
— J.K. Rowling
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
— Karl Pilkington
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
— Frank Carson
A real friendship ought to introduce each person to unexpected weirdness in the other.
— Jaron Lanier
One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.
— J.K. Rowling
If there was anything he'd learned in his life, it was to fight fire with fire, and if that didn't work, piss on the fire to put it out.
— Marissa Clarke
Memory creates a hallucination of the past, desire creates a hallucination of the future.
— Jaggi Vasudev
Claire. The name knifed across his heart with a pain that was more racking than anything his body had ever been called on to withstand.
— Diana Gabaldon
He was a collection of hard lines and tailored edges
— Leigh Bardugo
I know that many in Europe are unhappy with their governments' policies toward the Palestinians.
— Ismail Haniyeh
Sound historians know that most tyrannies have been possible because men moved too late
— G.K. Chesterton
I call my balls the bush twins.
— Zach Galifianakis