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You're all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things! — Robertson Davies

Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion. — Linda Blair

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves. — George Carlin

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce. — Joan Rivers

Freedom and liberty lose out by default because good people are not vigilant. — Desmond Tutu

And I look on my brain as a mass of hydraulically compacted thoughts, a bale of ideas, and my head as a smooth, shiny Aladdin's lamp. — Bohumil Hrabal

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. — Pat Robertson

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving? — Ronald Reagan

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey. — Kirsten Gillibrand

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson

I spent years shaking the damage that comes with being burned by living near someone else's spotlight. — Shawn Amos

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys. — Kevin Nealon

Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living;
Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving. — DMX

I wander cowboy sidewalks of wood, wearing a too-small hat, filled with remorse for the many lives I failed to lead. — George Saunders

I really like Thanksgiving turkey ... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Angels are all around us when we need them the most, and when we just need a nudge or two. — Cristael Ann Bengtson

No matter what, it is very tricky and difficult just to be a good parent at all. I have a lot of help. And for that I'm very grateful. — Jennifer Garner

Almost nobody gives thanks to God at Thanksgiving, unless there's a short prayer before we eat. — Rick Warren

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. — Mason Cooley

Connoisseurs think the art is already done. — John Constable

Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski

Christ desires nothing more of us than that we speak of him. — Martin Luther

A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? — William Shakespeare

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Resentment is always easier than forgiveness. — Ellen Hopkins

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland. — Marian Burros

Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys. — Wayne Gretzky

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. — Bo Burnham

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Mike Connolly