Tough Guy Funny Quotes

Collection of top 7 famous quotes about Tough Guy Funny

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Tough Guy Funny Quotes By Stu Ungar: There's no one that ever beat me playing There's no one that ever beat me playing cards, the only one that ever beat me was myself. — Stu Ungar
Tough Guy Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him. — Henny Youngman
Tough Guy Funny Quotes By Erica Leerhsen: It's weird because I always seem to be It's weird because I always seem to be dead. I'm gonna have to change that because I wouldn't want to be typecast. — Erica Leerhsen
Tough Guy Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. — Rodney Dangerfield
Tough Guy Funny Quotes By Danielle Fishel: I wasn't being followed around by paparazzi all I wasn't being followed around by paparazzi all the time. I was able to be a kid and spend that time with my family and not grow up too quickly. — Danielle Fishel
Tough Guy Funny Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Maybe the easiest things are the hardest to Maybe the easiest things are the hardest to come up with. Like they say, people miss what's going on right under their noses. — Haruki Murakami