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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye

Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. — Paul Stanley

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. — Jerry Coleman

Gods have bloody hands. — Janet Morris

I watched Baba's car pull away from the curb, taking with it the person whose first spoken word had been my name. — Khaled Hosseini

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. — Steven Wright

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer — Mike Ingham

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. — Alan Coren

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio. — William Safire

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. — John Legend

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong. — Mitch Hedberg

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli

We've created a tenfold core value protocol to make sure that we don't fall into an 'empire' attitude. — Joel Salatin

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! — Mitch Hedberg

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. — Mitch Hedberg

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson

In our memories the stories of our lives defy chronology, resist transcription: past ambushes present, and future hurries into history. — Anthony Doerr

Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later — G.A. Aiken

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position. — Murray Walker

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

She discarded whole chunks of life that obsessed other people. She didn't torture people she loved, nor did she hunger for them. She kept it simple. — Ann Brashares

When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening. — Amy Poehler

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. — Rodney Dangerfield

I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off. — Mitch Hedberg

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker