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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
— Jerry Coleman
Gods have bloody hands.
— Janet Morris
I watched Baba's car pull away from the curb, taking with it the person whose first spoken word had been my name.
— Khaled Hosseini
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
— Steven Wright
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.
— Alan Coren
A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio.
— William Safire
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
— Mitch Hedberg
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
— Lisa Lampanelli
We've created a tenfold core value protocol to make sure that we don't fall into an 'empire' attitude.
— Joel Salatin
Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
— Louis Nowra
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
— Mitch Hedberg
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
In our memories the stories of our lives defy chronology, resist transcription: past ambushes present, and future hurries into history.
— Anthony Doerr
Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later
— G.A. Aiken
Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
— Murray Walker
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.
— Amy Poehler
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
— Rodney Dangerfield
