Top Gear Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Top Gear

Top Gear Quotes & Sayings

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Clegg, Miliband, Farage resigning (rumours that they are to be the new Top Gear line-up cannot be confirmed at this time). — Charles Stross

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. — Jeremy Clarkson

Now, thats a pie! — James May

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

Owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn't necessarily make him a good Top, — Michael Makai

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson

Coming back on base always felt a little bit like coming home — Kaylea Cross

He was a drool-worthy, panty-drenching, yummy work of masculine art. — Kelly Moran

Only Individuals have a sense of Responsibility — Friedrich Nietzsche

If I'm within reach and can be helpful, I have a tendency to say 'Yes.' It's hard to say 'No.' — Marvin Hamlisch

Yes! I know who the father is ... bitch.
Stephens, S.C. (2012-08-16). Effortless (Thoughtless Book 2) (p. 365). Gallery Books. Kindle Edition. — S.C. Stephens

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't
you? — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson

Let go of all your hurt and be healed. — Lailah Gifty Akita

It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom — Jeremy Clarkson

Clearly no one knows what leadership has gone undiscovered in women of all races, and in black and other minority men. — Gloria Steinem

Neither our psychology nor that of the unbelievers can impart life to them. Unless the Holy Spirit Himself performs the work, all is vain. — Watchman Nee

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadnt said that. — Richard Hammond

Gods always behave like the people who make them. — Zora Neale Hurston

The golden rule for every business man is this: 'Put yourself in your customer's place.' — Orison Swett Marden

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson

I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. — Jeremy Clarkson

I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. — Jeremy Clarkson

This is why weekends matter. — Lauren Monroe

Do what is right, and the reward will be immediate and multitudinous. Think what is right, and your authority will grow. — John Kremer

Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy. — Jay Kay

I'm alright. I love you. I love my life. I'm always close to you. — Ritsuko Okazaki

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson

Anyone who's a great kisser, I'm always interested in. — Cher

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time. — Jeremy Clarkson

I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car. — Sandra Bullock

Power dressing is combat gear for the trip to the top. — Valerie Steele