Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.
— Buddy Hackett
Tonight, can we just pretend that you want me too?
— N'Zuri Za Austin
Tonight, I am a Perfect Girl, because I had a perfect night. And it ended with three perfect kisses. Three. What a lucky number.
— Adriana Trigiani
What happened tonight won't change a thing.""You're mistaken, Lila. Everything started changing the moment we met. — Stephanie Witter
You have to have a good race plan. Our race plan this morning was to win the heat and get into the finals tonight. Tonight will be the big race.
— Alyson Ackman
Tonight I'll dust myself off, tonight I'll suck my gut in, I'll face the night and I'll pretend I got something to believe in.
— Jon Bon Jovi
I am grown peaceful as old age tonight.
— Robert Browning
Who do you think you are?" His gaze dropped to her lips. "I'm the guy who's going to kiss you tonight.
— Tessa Bailey
The pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models.
— Edward Weston
What were you going to do tonight?" "I was going to listen to the songs of Rachmaninoff." "Who's that?" "A dead Russian.
— Charles Bukowski
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
— Eoin Colfer
My message tonight is a simple one - the journey is getting exciting and this great state is on the move.
— Donald L. Carcieri
Tonight, baby, this is home.
— Skye Jordan
The sightseers would have been disappointed, as the real thing always makes a poorer show than the fake. ("I'm Dangerous Tonight")
— Cornell Woolrich
It's such a no-no. Seismologists won't even talk about it!
— Kate Delaney
Come a little closer, love the way you look tonightMy eyes are the only thing I don't wanna take off of you — Blake Shelton
I have been made to realize tonight that there are limits to what I wish to do or see done for any cause.
— Guy Gavriel Kay
So what do you have planned for tonight?" I asked. "Only to pass time in your lovely company," Denna
— Patrick Rothfuss
Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
french kissesfrench fries
him
tonight — C.J. Carlyon
The first star tonight insanely high, virgin, calm.I have one hour of peace before the documented planets burn me down. — Leonard Cohen
If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste? — Jaclyn Moriarty
You smile and draw me near and whisper, "Do as dreamers do."I lean to you and whisper in your ear, "I cannot dream tonight my Dear. For it is you. — Shaun Hick
A lot of the time I hate the theater. You think, 'I have to climb Mount Everest, again, tonight.' Oh, the theater is a scary place to be. — Alan Rickman
We'll never be as young as we are tonight. — Chuck Palahniuk
Tonight was definitely an eye opener, but a reminder of how I use to be & why. Self discovery happens at such random times. — April Mae Monterrosa
Forget about the rules. Forget about all those details for tonight. I want you. I've wanted you since you fell into my office, and I know you want me. — E.L. James
Tonight the sky was utterly black. Perhaps there was no moon tonight - a lunar eclipse, a new moon. A new moon. I shivered, though I wasn't cold. — Stephenie Meyer
The hopes and fears of all our years are here with us tonight. — Kurt Vonnegut
For the children around the world without a home, say a prayer tonight. — Third Day
Don't clean your desk. You might find something in the morning that you can't see tonight. — Bruce Mau
I eat strategically. If I know I'm having a big Chinese banquet tomorrow, I'm not eating a big dinner tonight, and I'm not having breakfast. — Anthony Bourdain
But tonight, this is what I can give you. I can offer you the vault of heaven, the firmament of the stars in the sky, and me — Deirdre Riordan Hall
Tonight is different. There are no limits. We are going to do what I want. You chose to come here. You will take the consequences... — Evie Hunter
You are safer here tonight than you would be on the streets of any other city in the world. — Michael Bloomberg
You saved me tonight.""No," he said, eyes flashing, one brow arched. "You saved yourself, Al. I was just your getaway driver. — Laura Kaye
I really wanted to go chunky-dunking tonight." Chunky-dunking is what Bella and her friends called skinny-dipping. — Melissa Foster
My eyes have never seen the moon so lovely as tonight;In silence wrapped, it is the breathless music of the night. — Galaktion Tabidze
I just don't want to let go of you tonight. So sue me. — Kahlen Aymes
Khal Drogo has a thousand horses, tonight he looks for a different sort of mount. — George R R Martin
But tonight was all about getting my needs taken care of for the first time ever with a man. In and out. — Zach Jenkins
But in the meantime all the life you have or ever will have is today, tonight, tomorrow, today, tonight, tomorrow, over and over again (I hope), ... — Ernest Hemingway,
Yes, I'm supposed to go back to New York to do Geraldo, and we're going to be doing The Tonight Show. — Bobby Sherman
Stars that shine bling in the moon night, might I find true love sqirreled away tonight? — Isabel Yosito
bulletproof vest?" "War games tonight," Hazel said. "That's Hannibal. — Rick Riordan
If they killed him tonight, at least he would die alive. — Markus Zusak
The stars are out tonight. All of them. — James Halat
I'm not going to make any excuses. I just went out and stunk it up tonight. — David Wells
I should have told you the minute I saw you that you look beautiful. I do love the way you look tonight. — Robin Bielman
I want you forever, not just for tonight. — Sylvain Reynard
And as I touch your shoulder tonight this room has become the centre of the entire universe. — Jarvis Cocker
Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning. — George Carlin
That was for the hard-on I'll be walking around with tonight. And you'll goddamn wear the imprint of my hand on your ass for it. — Tessa Bailey
all the suns but ours collapsed tonight, how many lifetimes would it take us to realize that we were alone? I — Ransom Riggs
Jack Honey and Coke, of course, because I need the strength of my second-favorite man tonight. — Christy Dilg
You're not afraid I'll kill you tonight?""Like I couldn't take you. — Suzanne Collins
Tonight I'm happy. I will worry about tomorrow when tomorrow comes. But I'm getting there ... — Cecelia Ahern
Tonight let's slay some dragons. — James L. Rubart
It was a dumb mistake, sleeping with her, and I learned from the experience. Still, I'd gladly make the same mistake tonight if she calls. — Jarod Kintz
Would you dance, if I asked you to dance? Would you run, and never look back? Would you cry, if you saw me crying? And would you save my soul tonight? — Enrique Iglesias
If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write. — Billy Joel
I think of New York City lost in starsforgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love
Tonight the night is full; — Gregory Corso
Cockblockers are everywhere tonight, thwarting my attempts at poor decision making. — Helena Hunting
What are you going to do?" He stared at her for a long moment. "Maybe I'm finally going to be an angel tonight. — J.R. Ward
Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night. Tonight there will be no morning star. — Stephen Sondheim
You don't have to say good-bye to me ever," she said. "Just tonight. — Rainbow Rowell
Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later. — Shannon McKenna
Do you want to work out with me tonight?' he asks.I waggle my eyebrows. 'And here I thought we were working out.'
He laughs. 'God, I love you. — Denise Grover Swank
the best choice we have on the menu tonight. — David Vann
In this country tonight, PBS shows one of the most talked about tributes of the year. — Steve Inskeep
Are you proud of yourself tonight that you have insulted a total stranger whose circumstances you know nothing about? — Harper Lee
Well," she said, "I'm no weatherman, but I predict you'll be getting several inches tonight. — Sylvia Day
Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey
My fingers smell like soil and my lips taste like sugar and I'm so awake right now I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight. — Ally Condie
Tonight, she'll bend for my punishment, tremble for my touch, and I'll risk it all to show her exactly what she means to me. — Pam Godwin
But when she looked at Prue tonight, she saw this was not now quite true of her. She was just beginning, just moving, just descending. — Virginia Woolf
That's like promise.At least for tonight.In sickness,in health.In good times and in bad.For richer,for poorer.Till dawn do us apart. — John Green
Who is your opponent tonight, tonight I am playing against the Black pieces — Akiba Rubinstein
If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters. — Glenn Beck
I was thinking about this tonight, actually, that maybe I want strangers to think I'm cool since people who actually know me don't. — John Green
Not only will I beat you tonight ... I'll beat you this Sunday and become World Heavyweight Champion! — Oscar Gutierrez
Maybe tonight, maybe tonight by the fire all alone you and I. Nothing around but the sound of heart and your sighs. — Neil Diamond
Tonight I played for you like a woman in love. It was wonderful. It was the best moment of my entire life. — Paulo Coelho
Tonight, there's no one here to force myself to feel okay for, to smile or hold it together for, and I feel pretty bad. — Abigail Tarttelin
Tonight will be bad, and tomorrow will be beyond imagining. — Susan Cooper
Chuckling to herself, Nancy said aloud, Romance and detective work won't mix tonight! — Carolyn Keene
Live tonight, cuz you can't take it with ya. — Macklemore
I might suffocate you tonight with a pillow, Kingsley said — Tiffany Reisz
From the mind which thinks to die, let my soul sleep tonight. — Santosh Kalwar
Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight. — Leo Durocher
Tonight, however, the impossible was selling cheap. — Stephen King
Now I've gone for too longLiving like I'm not alive
So I'm going to start over tonight
Beginning with you and I — Hayley Williams
