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I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover's hair. Of course they weren't, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs. — Jarod Kintz

Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes. — Timothy Hutton

Some people don't realize what they have until it's gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back. — Stephan Labossiere

I don't want to have so many exes. — Lance Bass

There is no such thing as an ex-exhibitionist. — Margaret Millar

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it. — Dax Shepard

I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists in some fashion so they understand. — Jhene Aiko

Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still. — Whitney Otto

She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge. — Rainbow Rowell

I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends. — Adele

Of evils one should choose the least.
[Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts. — Quentin R. Bufogle

It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others. — Allison Williams

I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal. — Chelsea Handler

All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee — George Strait

Think carefully, Gideon. I have exes in my past, too. You're setting the precedent now for how I'll handle them. I'm taking my cues from you. — Sylvia Day

Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love. — Nathan Fillion

I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks. — John Mayer

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up. — Crystal Woods

I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. — Al Jourgensen

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don't work out as they expected. — Heather Chapple

How many exes do you have? You're like a fame-whore, female pop star gone wild after she left her sock puppets show for more mature gig. — Rea Lidde

Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place. — Liz Vassey

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands. — Cher

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

I didn't answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness. — Kimberly Novosel

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy. — Daria Snadowsky

Can I ask you about Caroline Mathers?"
"And you say there's no afterlife. — John Green

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I get on with all my exes, so there's nothing I need to forget about. I don't know - life is shorter than it seems. — Agyness Deyn

Now, thinking back on my exes is like looking at a flowerbed on the other side of a window. They're beautiful, but you can't touch them. — Tim Tharp

It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. — Taylor Swift

What is not ex-pressed is de-pressed. — Mark Nepo

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works. — Taylor Swift

you don't have to be dead to haunt. Parents, songs, exes. — Samantha Hunt