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Assumptions can get you killed. --Titus Ray, Chapter 2 — Luana Ehrlich

Everyone's a racist. It's the one thing that makes us all the same. — Christopher Titus

They all three threw up shields at the same time, Titus for Iolanthe, Iolanthe for Titus, and Lady Wintervale for them both. — Sherry Thomas

I've never minded finding out what others thought I didn't know. Titus Ray, Chapter 3 — Luana Ehrlich

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

A vacation from school should not mean hunger for our children. — Dina Titus

If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you. — Christopher Titus

For whatever changes and leaves its natural bounds
is instant death of that which was before. — Titus Lucretius Carus

My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha. — Christopher Titus

How do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions. — Christopher Titus

My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2. — Titus Welliver

Is it good? It ain't Shakespeare, but then, Shakespeare wrote Titus Andronicus, so you tell me. — John Scalzi

My father was on the Alcoholics Anonymous wishlist. My mother was on ... parole. And lithium. — Christopher Titus

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. — Christopher Titus

In my family, goodness is just badness before its had something to drink. — Christopher Titus

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh. — Christopher Titus

To fear death, then, is foolish, since death is the final and complete annihilation of personal identity, the ultimate release from anxiety and pain. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1. — Luana Ehrlich

Rather, there must be seeds, unseen, combined 895 in many ways and common to many things. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Words pass through walls and slip past lock and key,
and numbing cold seeps to our very bones. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. — Titus Lucretius Carus

A craft can only have meaning when it serves a spiritual way. — Titus Burckhardt

Continual dropping wears away a stone. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Matter's basic elements are solid,
Completely so, and that they fly through time
Invincible, indestructible for ever. — Titus Lucretius Carus

If the world is the product of nothing but natural forces and natural law, divine intervention is impossible. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Lying is second nature and I do it very well. Titus Ray, Chapter 5 — Luana Ehrlich

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. — Christopher Titus

Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies. — Christopher Titus

Sisters ruin everything. It's in their job description. — Christopher Titus

Pray to the devils; the gods have given us over. — William Shakespeare

Life is one long struggle in the dark. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester. — Christopher Titus

If you ask my dad for help ... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the time. — Christopher Titus

My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that! — Christopher Titus

He thinks this is all a game till Titus cuts off one of his ears. Then he cries for his mother like a young child. He will never command warships. The — Pierce Brown

A really good uniformed cop has tremendous people skills, and they learn how to read people. — Titus Welliver

My dad invented road rage. He wasn't the first guy to get mad in the car, but he was first guy to get mad enough to make the paper. — Christopher Titus

He does not see that all things slowly weaken and fall to ruin,2 worn out by ages past. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on. — Christopher Titus

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. — Christopher Titus

If you want to do something dangerous ... Don't tell your girlfriend! — Christopher Titus

I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them. — Christopher Titus

Sometimes failure makes your future because you set the past on fire. — Christopher Titus

If one good deed in all my life I did,
I do repent it from my very soul. — William Shakespeare

I'm thinking of a presidential bid; currently indexing and cross-referencing everyone I've tweeted my junk to. 8x10s available. — Christopher Titus

I think our collective psychosis is hilarious. With the world moving as fast as it is, if we weren't dysfunctional, we couldn't function. — Christopher Titus

The issue of fracking is a stick in the hornet's nest. — Titus Welliver

There's something to be said for silence. --Titus Ray, Chapter 25 — Luana Ehrlich

Step up or step aside. — Christopher Titus

The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots ... " — Christopher Titus

And so, through the blank of void, all things must fall at equal speed, though not of equal weight. — Titus Lucretius Carus

I lost 28 pounds in my divorce ... because that's what a soul weighs. — Christopher Titus

So far as it goes, a small thing may give analogy of great things, and show the tracks of knowledge. — Titus Lucretius Carus

The most powerful person in your life is the one that knows all your secrets and all your lies. — Christopher Titus

If you're a racist, right now, in 2011 ... You just look like a retard, man. — Christopher Titus

A Titus Andronicus catalog of threats beat at the door. They haunt my nightmares still. — David Mitchell

For me, the greatest hurdle to success has always been failure. — Christopher Titus

If within wood hide flame and smoke and ash then wood consists of things unlike itself. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Denial is a powerful weapon. My dad taught me mind over matter. No matter how hurt I got, he didn't mind. — Christopher Titus

The United States ranks 14th in the world in education. Even if we subtract Sarah Palin's test scores, it only bumps us to third. Damn you, Finland! — Christopher Titus

Truths kindle light for truths. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Obama says he's bringing 10,000 troops home. The Republicans are calling it a failed jobs program. — Christopher Titus

God bless America. But God, please help Canada. — Christopher Titus

We're ready for a real black President - someone like Jay-Z. Obama's fine, just not all black. He's our gateway Negro. — Christopher Titus

Man's greatest wealth is to live on a little with contented mind; for little is never lacking. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Clint Eastwood doesn't moisturize! But Clint Eastwood needs to moisturize! — Christopher Titus

Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol. — Christopher Titus

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember. — Christopher Titus

They had a big court battle over who got to keep me. Mom won; she made me live with Dad. — Christopher Titus

One of the fundamental conditions of happiness is to know that everything that one does has a meaning in eternity — Titus Burckhardt

Do not borrow fear before its time' ~ Titus — Kate Quinn

I definitely do not support a constitutional amendment that has to do with prohibiting gay marriage. — Dina Titus

Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony. — Christopher Titus

My random acts of violence weren't random. They were premeditated. — Christopher Titus

I have a dream! Because I have lived a nightmare. — Christopher Titus

Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die? — Christopher Titus

Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die? — Christopher Titus

The normal make a living. The deranged make history. — Christopher Titus

Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn't bite and has a great tackle. — Bobby Robson

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant. — Christopher Titus

Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family ... — Christopher Titus

Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out. — Christopher Titus

My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo. — Christopher Titus

Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here. — Pete Gill

It becomes an emperor to die standing. — Titus Flavius Vespasian

Fighting Dad's not a fight. Fighting dad is, Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down! — Christopher Titus

The absolute ruler may be a Nero, but he is sometimes a Titus or Marc Aurelius; the people is often Nero, but never Marc Aurelius. — Antoine Rivarol

The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet. — Titus Flavius Vespasian

Nobody should ever doubt that in the washing of rebirth (Titus 3:5) absolutely all sins, from the least to the greatest, are altogether forgiven. — Saint Augustine

The atoms in it must be used over and over again; thus the death of one thing becomes necessary for the birth of another. — Titus Lucretius Carus

We're looking for answers in a landfill instead of looking to people who bring the light. — Christopher Titus

Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'. — Christopher Titus

Why should I learn English? I'm never going to England. Shah, pffff, ur, doy. — Christopher Titus

A lie is a lie ... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a commonly held belief. — Christopher Titus

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. — Christopher Titus

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus

Burning fevers flee no swifter from your body if you toss under figured counterpanes and coverlets of crimson than if you must lie in rude homespun. — Titus Lucretius Carus

Pope John Paul didn't die - he pre-boarded. — Christopher Titus

Such heinous acts could superstition prompt.12 — Titus Lucretius Carus

Jealousy - the Auschwitz of emotions. — Christopher Titus